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Piss. shit. cunt. We've been neither good nor lucky. We'd only need to be one of the two to beat this pile of shit.

What the fuck else than go for the ball are you supposed to do man? Taylor's leg doesn't even connect with Mignolet before he collapses for that matter.

Taylor decides that we'll just have to murder Mignolet to score

Fucking hell, just no luck at all

Just die Simon. Just die.

Seems like our best shot at the moment

Come on even the psycho fascist only needs two weeks to make his team's set pieces seem vaguely threatening.

Sometimes I go back and read myself in match threads. It isn't pretty

Fuck you Mignolet go die in a fucking fire you piece of shit

Fuck man how ridiculously unlucky is Cisse

Fuck life.

Quinn can't quite bring himself to say that he thinks it's a red

"It's actually.. Yanga Mbiwa..." That just cracked me up for some reason

Commentary makes it feel like I'm watching this on SAFC.tv or something

Steven Taylor: ground header master

Shh, this is about Newcastle v sunderland, not Americans v Timezones. I like noon kickoffs.

They're having Quinn commentate this? Really?

Local station is choosing to run their weekly highlight shows over this I hate these motherfuckers buying exclusive TV and internet rights and only showing Man U games and matches with Korean players in them. When is the Premier League going to come out of the stone age and allow me to pay ridiculous sums of money to watch matches legally?

I hate that we've entered another one of those times where "Korean" automatically means "North Korea"

I think I'd take Pardew for another three years if it means we won something

Well, glad to see a Korean playing in the semis at least. Meh.

Kind of sad that if we win this there's going to be absolutely nothing that matters to look forward to for the rest of the season. Then I realize that's what it's usually like for us. Last year was the aberration.

Reminds me of me playing football so much

Obviously from a fan's perspective, the correct tactic is always "play attacking, positive football for ninety minutes," because that's what we want to see. But sometimes it's not the best way to get a result. There are matches, particularly in two-legged elimination ties, where you have to "craft" the win like Pardew did today. Honestly I'm surprised because I thought this level of sophistication was beyond him. I'm going to bookend this by saying that I still think Pardew is pretty boring and would look to replace him if possible, just to pre-empt the instinctive abuse.