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Well, you've been reduced to long balls to Sturridge for about a half hour now. The problem is that it's working.

GB have so much pace up front, and our defenders are tiring fast. Can only favor you as time passes.

FUCK should have scored Ji being a dirty Mackem again.

Fuck. Giggs. It's so obvious what's going to happen here

Well, you're getting to see our sub keeper

Hmm.. Craig Dawson instead of Micah Richards. I like this.

Bad collision there. Head on head.

Fuck, Bellamy really is the only player in a GB shirt that scares me.

Ji Dong Won is playing ridiculously well today. This is new.

Curses, you've caught on to my devious plan.

Nah, we're allergic to scoring goals.

We'd be really dangerous if we had a player who wasn't scared of shooting.

Fuck this, might as well pack up and go if this is how they're going to play it.

He's a class keeper but magically turns into shit whenever the ball is on the spot. We have a sub keeper who's specifically there to be brought on for penalty shootouts. I'm not even joking.

Don't even worry about this. Our keeper never, ever saves pens.

Fucking referee was blatantly waiting for the first chance possible to give GB a pen

Fuck, Bellamy is scary

I'll never celebrate a goal from a Sunderland striker like this again

GB looking very unimpressive. Then again our team always tend to run their assess off for the first sixty minutes and tire later. Could use an early goal for once.

He's not on good terms with the national team setup because he implied to the press that he would be like to be left out of the squad from time to time to focus on his club career.

Fuck, our good right back off with a broken arm. Bad right back on.

This is the first match between South Korea and any team from the UK in a major tournament. Surprising.

Why do you guys play two left backs again? I guess Pearce left back the right backs at home... Obviously should've used one of those wild cards on Ryan Taylor.

Why do you guys play two left backs again?