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To be fair, we don't have alternatives. Which is why he'll start again next week. Everyone knows that apocalypse occurs if you attempt to play Ben Arfa on the wing.

Odd body language from Pardew. He's going to walk, isn't he?

He's shit but I hate that Fergie is infallible shit. He sold Rossi for 6m and Pique for 5m. He thought Jonny Evans was better than Pique ffs. Let's not forget that he's the one who bought Obertan in the first place as well.

Yeah I saw him tell Krul to fuck off you Dutch cunt. Same. Will never get a look from the officials, though. He was bloody, in the end. They'll be too busy analyzing the hours of video evidence Sky are sending them for Colo's elbow.

At least one of them will be banned. The FA will feel like they have to make up for the Suarez ban and Cunt-leash will no doubt call in some favors.

You are the most negative b****** I've ever encountered on here. I wasn't serious, and even if I was, that comment wouldn't even put me in the top 10. Or 20. The entire match, you've spouted nothing but negative stuff man Relative to the measured and rational things everyone else posts in the match thread?

Don't understand why we're suddenly so terrible. Everyone is playing like a piece of shit aside from Ba and Coloccini and they're doing so consistently every match. This team was a bit disjointed but pretty functional earlier this season and all that's changed was losing Steven Taylor. There's either something going on behind the scenes or losing a few games has fucked over morale completely.l

Needs a months' holiday. Good thing we have so many backup wingers.

You are the most negative bastard I've ever encountered on here. I wasn't serious, and even if I was, that comment wouldn't even put me in the top 10. Or 20.

After much soul-searching, I've decided that I'm ready for the relegation-o-meter. Bump it up lads, bump it up.

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Obertan and Simpson need to be replaced. Jonas needs a break.

God just won't let Carroll score

Gerrard: "you guys are pretty shit man." Jonas:

Enrique pass for a Carroll goal, would've been perfect

I really can't believe how abysmal ALL of our wide players are

Sky doing their best to make sure Colo gets a retroactive ban

We have Man United next week? Christ Football is such a bitch sometimes.

Oh absolutely. Gonna do backflips and everything. He's going to score, breaking Colo's leg in the process. After that, Ben Arfa will get a straight red for dissent. Then Dalglish will step onto the pitch and throw a piece of paper with a 20m bid for Tiote on it into the center circle. Mike Ashley will come down on a helicopter and accept in on the spot.

All this match is missing is that and a season-ending injury for Coloccini.

Christ, shut up mate. Did you really think we'd carry as we started all season. No. Still terrible though.

I know it's not his fault but I think we've conceded something like 20 goals with Santon on the pitch now

We're a terrible football team. I don't know when it happened, but we are.

What are the odds on our final sub being Shola in at right wing?

Ref: "when in doubt, give the ball to Liverpool"