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Jammy piss shit cunts

Players dropping like flies man.

I think I just saw us whip a set piece into the box with speed. What is this sorcery.

What a cunt Sterling

Have you seen the ref? I'm just glad he didn't book Sammy for diving.

Save Krul. Jose basically raped Ben Arfa and Jonas in succession there. How he doesn't get called for a foul I'll never know.

Come on Simmo don't try those things

That's a disgusting tackle.

Ba to get injured. Cisse to pick up the baton and start scoring a bucketfull.

Sammy Guess Ba's injured. Fuck.

Wouldn't dream of taking off our best defender

Suarez blatantly thought about diving for a split second there.

Wisdom

I still have no idea what formation we're playing.

Damn those pesky, feather-like bricks. Just stared at this for about fifteen seconds trying to figure it out. Then I did

That finish just gets better every time I see it

Taylor has progressed to the point where he's light years ahead of Willo. That's no secret.

Sexy goal. We were battered for most of the half but some of the stuff we did in possession looked non-terrible at times which is an improvement.

They should just concede a foul every time we're anywhere near the box. It's not as if we'll do anything from set pieces.

Anita's been quietly fantastic in possession. Less impressive out of it.

Play like shit. Wait for one of our great players to do something fantastic in the box. The Newcastle way

Glorious, glorious finish. Cabaye can have my cock on a platter.

Kiss me people.

Given how utterly terrible we are I'm 100% certain the irony gods will let us win and send us 1 point off 4th.

Harper