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Absolutely zero this year, but I suppose that was inevitable.

When are you going to crawl out of his arse? I think I've been very fair tbh. He needs to take responsibility for the poor performances but players like Cisse, Cabaye and Tiote have all been poor this season. There's no real argument against that. That's because they're footballers and need a side set up to play football. How good do you think Rooney or Nani would look if Man sat back and whacked the ball long rather than push forward and play passing football? Obviously our style has never been particularly attractive, but it's the same tactics as last year and questions do have to be asked why the players are suddenly playing like shit.

Has to be said there's clearly something wrong with the players mentally. A lot of this reminds me of when things started to go bad with Roeder after that Southampton loss in 06/07. Everyone just looks terrified of everything.

You sure about that? The rest of his tenure aside from this season can't have been dumb luck. Clearly something has changed, whether that's just mass complacency or some actual behind the scenes bullshit I have no way of knowing.

Something's terribly wrong. Obviously Pardew's not an idiot and sacking the manager is not the answer, but as it is I don't expect us to start spontaneously playing well again next week or any week. It's going to be a pretty boring season.

Phew. Williamson almost scored there. Destruction of spacetime continuum averted.

Don't even start with this shit. Selective memory keeps me sane

We'll never get any decisions ever, will we?

Played decently. Pretty unlucky.

No Colo for the next three is just going to be really, really shit.

Oh well, take the point. Colo though.

What the actual fuck was that

Good one Stevie

Sammy

Krul has got to try to be less obvious when he time wastes

A Liverpool player would never get sent off there, but that's life.

Probably deserved that. Uncharacteristic.

WHAT THE FUCK

Fantastic play from Sammy

End to end stuff here

Great, you know what's coming now.

Anita is kicked twice in succession. No foul. Great shot from Cisse though.

Thank fuck for that. Suarez is ridiculous today.

Fucking hell

Never mind, that's an absurd first touch. and second touch.