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N'Zogbia has been shit this season, so obviously we're going to do him a favor by helping him kick-start his Aston Villa career with a hat-trick.

RYAN TAYLOR TIME

Next time in Abu Dhabi I'm going to have me a long, hard look for any rich dudes who'd like a football club.

I'd rather he just renamed the stadium to sports direct park or something. Nobody could force you to call it anything other than St James', but you're forced to see that ugly lettering every home match now.

That thing is just ugly as fuck and completely tasteless.

Would be great for Australia though Nah, you lot are terrible Honestly I think the writing is on the wall for us this qualifying season though. With all the terrible luck the national team has had, I feel that we're, very, very likely to miss out on 2014. We were atrocious vs Thailand. We need to get rid of a heap of older players atm. Kewell, Schwarzer, Neil, the Og Monster (such an amazing story playing park football 5 years ago now he has played in a WC and named Asia's best player for 2010), North, Grella, Bresciano and Thompson. I'll be honest, I can't name a single decent Australian player under age 30. You really don't seem to be replacing your older guys at all. In any case, qualification is going to be such a bitch this year.

Would be great for Australia though Nah, you lot are terrible Honestly I think the writing is on the wall for us this qualifying season though. With all the terrible luck the national team has had, I feel that we're, very, very likely to miss out on 2014.

Pretty sure he will be, can't see him starting regularly anyway. I was as well, but was hoping he'd be ahead of Chamakh at least so he could get a decent amount of games through squad rotation. Right now it looks like he won't be playing at all except for cup matches and when Van Persie gets crocked. Might have been better for us if he just went to Lille.

Korean media in full meltdown-mode now that PCY has failed to feature in either of the two matches since he's signed. Bit of a shame that he seems to be behind both Van Persie and Chamakh. Would be terrible for our national team if he's bench-warming for the next 2~3 years.

Nah. At this current point in time, I'm still somewhat cautiously optimistic that this season will go well. We actually finished comfortably mid-table that season despite having fuck all for a squad didn't we? It's just that our standards were a lot higher than they are now.

Seems to get better and better. Don't think the argument that he's shit in open plays and just poaches goals holds anymore. His general play is far better than Shola's. Would be a pleasant surprise if he keeps getting better and ends up being a respectable Premiership striker. Then again, if that happened, we'd probably sell him.

We're still very much in a phase where the team needs to gel + adapt to the Premier League so it's not surprising that we look disjointed at times. I'm willing to give him some time to settle things down and figure out an overarching game-plan that works for us. We were in a very similar position this time last year under Hughton where we had some good players but hadn't figured out how to play to their strengths yet. Eventually things started to gel and we were doing quite nicely, but we sold that whole team so we're going to have to start again. Thank God we're somehow still getting results in the meantime. Once things start coming together, the upside of this team is significantly larger than last year's and we have the potential to be watching some very good football by the end of the season. I'm willing to trust that Pardew's not a complete fucking idiot and will figure out a plan for now. Just don't start Ryan Taylor or Ameobi (the shit one) ever again.

Should be dropped for Marveaux next week. Seems tailor made to be an impact sub and not much else.

I am impressed with the form of our center backs, I'll give him that much.

There is really no excuse for him to be starting ahead of any of our strikers. That's including his own brother.

Gloriously idiotic today. Will reserve judgement until next week when we'll hopefully put out a team that doesn't contain Ryan Taylor and Shola Ameobi.

There's a simple lesson from this match. Don't. Play. Ryan Taylor.

I would love to see what Ryan Taylor's passing accuracy is this match

Ba looking at Taylor like "WTF is that? "

If Ryan Taylor scores here

They're called subs Allan, you're allowed to use them. Jesus Chirst.

RYAN TAYLOR YOU FUCKING FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. ARGH

Are you just saying dumb s*** to be cool? May have been a joke, that Partially.

We deserve to be deducted points for this match really.

Oh look, SWP is back on the right. Ryan Taylor fucks up again.