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Load some bombs in the helicopter and take out Craven Cottage. Get it done.

How suicidal are we all going to be if neither of these bids come off?

He's a player. We bid for him.

I'm going to go ahead and suggest that this is this year's 'we tried" bid before anyone else does.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'd take him. Dear God, how desperate am I?

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms." Did you try and go to bed at all? I gave it a shot, failed. I can't do it. Work tomorrow is going to suck nuts.

Craig said that we "bettered Fulham's personal terms."

Offer him a player/manager role at 200k a week with a 10m signing on bonus for all I care. Just sign a fucking striker.

David Craig giving us another scoop of false hope.

If Sunderland buy Sturridge I might quit life.

http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/vancouver_riot01.jpg I wish I could tell you that that's the first time someone's used that. I think it was Colocho last time, actually

Feel like throwing my desk through the window. Idiots.

The only explanation is some sort of divine intervention that ensures that Shola will get at least thirty appearances every year.

Bryan Ruiz staying at Twente

Eh? No reasons why not. Paperwork and medical can be done wherever the players is. And how exactly? Don't suppose we have paperwork and doctors in every major city in Europe I'd assume we'd have people standing by in places that deals could possibly be struck. (i.e. Sochaux)

Man, it's really hard to go to sleep because I'm terrified of what I'm going to see when I get up.

I'm pretty sure their chairman reads this forum and just enjoys stringing us along.

Come on Chrissy, do us a favor

Time to start a "Liam Ridgewell staying at Birmingham" thread

Would be a good move Would be a nice, sensible signing. Thumps up all the way.

Sounds like we're proper panicking today Past deadline days I remember it being so apparent that the club wasn't even trying, so at least it's a change.

Gyan out, Samaras in Sunderland down

Totally screwed them over. Gyan is a mag Funny because you know its what they're thinking. ALL OF AFRICA are now mags.

You're obviously trying to troll, I just can't figure out how. EDIT: added that trollface too late :/