oldtype

A new owner would be a nice start.

Man, sooner or later you are going to run out of ways to attempt to sound condescending

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so dim yet you think you're some kind of intellectual. It's genuinely sad. You probably sincerely believe that you just made a snappy, intelligent comeback. In reality all you did was post a picture of some guy who has about as much in common with me as Vladimir Putin does with you.

oldtype, trying to prove to colocho he's not stupid and ignorant eh ? Colocho, the very idea of you claiming to be my intellectual superior, or anyone's intellectual superior for that matter, is comical to the extreme. I don't know how to say this in a non-douchebag way so umm.... Man, you're not that bright.

oldtype, trying to prove to colocho he's not stupid and ignorant eh ? Oldtype, having agonized for weeks over whether this joke is too lame or not, finally deciding that he doesn't give a toss.

Adam Smith eh? I just hope it won't cost the wealth of nations to sign him

Not surprising, tbh. Colocho trying to imply that I'm stupid and ignorant. Hmm....

Heck, my job is international military policy and I'm reasonably sure I wouldn't be able to find Iraq or Afghanistan on an unlabeled map.

I can imagine what happened now. US embassy employees are pretty infamous around here for going on rampant power trips. Probably just some embassy worker getting a hard-on by "showing who's boss" to a rich footballer.

I think it's called "financial fair play"

Joel or Sol? or D.J? Adam

Sebastian Larsson is probably more famous in Malaysia and India than Ji Dong-Won is.

I'm just glad that it's due to some random shit and not injury. Almost had a heart attack when I saw that he'd be missing the US trip.

Didn't realize they were in the middle of their season. Completely justified in hating on us then. I get pissed off beyond belief when European teams come here and arrange awkward friendlies mid-season.

We're playing against fucking Sporting Kansas City and we still find a way to hate the opposition's fans

Perhaps fuck all has actually happened with him, the whole idea of Villa bidding 9m was bullshit, and the media are trying to cover their asses by adding new "twists?"

Maybe we should just merge the two forums and see what happens. ...or not

I care about women's football so little. Japan has won something and I'm not even vomiting.

Bracing myself for Tevez to fail to agree personal terms and start looking like even more of an idiot.

Just realized that I'll be on a business trip in the US this week. I'll be miserable doing some boring s*** at the pentagon while all of you get to see NUFC down in sunny Florida.

I think you actually meant "playing"

I actually agree. He started off decent to throw us off the scent but now he's lasted more than 5 minutes, he's mocking us. He's as respectable as some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) now though. Man, it all makes sense now.

Fucking hell, 15 goals in 6 matches for Son Heung-Min now. Yes, it's the pre-season and Hamburg are playing some absolutely abysmal teams, but still, I can dream.

Exactly. Come now Ian, you and I both know the "truth" about those "bids."

Sometimes I'm glad that I'm a foreign-born glory hunter rather than an actual Geordie. Less exposure to their viciously contagious idiocy.