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So far under his management the club has given me more good memories than all the other manager's I've experienced combined.

As far as I'm concerned he is second choice left-back starting now.

We are so obviously going to lose this, by the way.

The most completely ridiculous 90 minutes of football I've experienced in my lifetime.

Is it just me or is Jonas playing left back? Can't even fathom what our formation is supposed to be right now. Not that I care, mind.

Benayoun keels over and they have no subs left

Kalou's pulled something.

I am on drugs. That's the only explanation.

He does when he's focused, but that only happens on certain days. (ie, whenever he played against Newcastle)

My lord, they've got absolutely nothing on their bench save Kalou.

If we're actually going for this, it would probably be best to bring Barton on for Vukcic at halftime.

Some days, Ryan Taylor's set pieces just look absurdly good.

The same Drogba that's sat at home watching it on the telly? Having to sit on the bench before coming on is for mere mortals, obviously.

Let's be honest with ourselves. They'll bring on Drogba at halftime and he will crucify us with his god-like powers.

We are dominating Chelsea. At Stamford Bridge. With no real central midfield. And Shola up front. My brain can't process this.

Knee-jerk and all, but Shane Ferguson could probably be our second-choice LB starting immediately.

I am 99% sure I fell asleep and started dreaming.

OMGWTF

His conquest of English, nay, World football begins now.

NILE RANGERQOWEI$U)(@#$&)@(#*$)(!#*%)(#@*%)(#*%)(!#&U^()!#%)(!#$*)(!#* :fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap::fwap: Are the servers going to explode now?

I see Smith has developed a sudden penchant for the Nicky-Butt-style meaningless long pass.

We might have actually been dangerous this half if we had literally one single midfielder who can actually pass.

I can forgive Shola for being shit, but I just can't understand why he's so not bothered. Never looks like he's trying.

Ameobi showing off his brilliant technique and class finishing.

Aside from completely fucking the fuck up for the fucking goal, Ranger has looked pretty decent.