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Kazenga on at minute 90? Great idea Joe.

It'll be comedy gold if Owen starts begging for a new contract from his hospital bed.

Could city fans not have the common decency to give us a rousing rendition of "you'll be sacked in the morning?"

I hate Newcastle United. Good night.

Bassong injured mackems.gif This year is "Newcastle United: The Greatest Hits" We've got Souness' ineptitude, Roeder's injury crisis, and Allardyce's shit tactics molded together.

Hmm, might have actually scored one or two in the second half if we had Oba or Owen on the pitch.

Both keepers must be falling asleep. Unlucky how we conceded early, could have nicked a 0-0 the way City are playing.

If it turns out that Barton and Owen are both injured for extensive periods of time, I'm just going to and give up on football.

Taking the advice that his head wants checking if he thinks he'll ever move to Arsenal.

Seriously can't see how that's not a penalty. Taylor pretty much got Zangief'd out of the air.

Conceded nine pens this season right? How many have we won? One?

Pretty much Jonas v. Manchester City at the moment.

Pah, we don't need your optimism, with our internet streams, high horses and knee jerk reactions. It's hardly a knee-jerk by now tbf. :-[ What the hell, dont start trying to use logic on them Yes sorry your absolutely correct. We 're doomed, our future rests on this second half of football. Your actually being serious. We have played like this for weeks, what makes you think we will suddenly improve? Aye football is just that damn predictable. We'll just play like this forever. It has nothing to do with an injury crisis and fragile confidence. How will our confidence ever improve and which of our key players are coming back from injury any time soon?

Hopefully their fans will get impatient too. Normally I'd concur, but we just don't have a goalscorer on the pitch right now. ANd they don't have Richard Dunne to do it for us

What's really shocking about this is that City seem to be almost as bad as Blackburn.

Paul Huntington. Peter Ramage. Celestine Babayaro.

Enrique

Leaving Lovenkrands and Jonas on the bench, playing Geremi on wing, playing Colo on DM, all fucking inexplicable. Oh wait, there's an easy explanation: Joe Kinnear hasn't got a clue.

If Bellamy smiles one more time I swear I'm reaching into the screen and ripping his head off.

Bad selections are bound to happen when you have the worst manager in the Premiership.

Our away fans chanting "England's Number One" at Harper Good to see that we're still in good humor

I don't speak a word of Chinese but I can still tell that the commentators think we're really, really bad.

The Welsh midget cunt seems to be enjoying himself

What we're playing right now can't even be classed as football really. It's the perfect storm. Shit manager+players who don't want to be there

If they haven't already, they should start now.