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Viduka was Berbatov before there was a Berbatov. Class player, would have been one of the best players of the past decade if he wasn't such a crock.

ah fuck, didn't consider the police

His best form playing as centre-back was under Keegan though. So it sounds to me another case of him arse licking the management as he has done in the past. I wonder what excuses people will use for him now he's had "individual coaching" when he comes back to being horrific in the centre. They’ll probably just pick one the many excuses put forward to justify Collocini’s pathetic performances. ST is decent player with a good attitude. Based on what exactly? i dont think nayone can argue that he is decent. especially at rb. I can argue it and I will. It's always the same with Taylor fans, they can't actually name me what he's good at when he's playing at centre half. Anyways this topic has been derailed enough. comes down to an undividuals definiton of 'decent' i guess doesnt it. Still not mentioned what he's decent at. HEADERS! Best natural finisher we have. fact

Assuming we stay up, changed his place in the history of the club today. From a money-grabbing waster to potential cult hero.

Seeing as how Villa away tickets are sold out, how bad of an idea would it be for me to sit in a home seat at Villa Park to watch us on the last day? Obviously I wouldn't be wearing colors or anything but I don't think I'd be able to hide my emotions if we score/concede/stay up/go down. Would the Villa supporters around me be hostile/not bothered? Particularly considering that Villa have nothing to play for? Thanks

I agree, but the problem then is who plays wide? Hopefully we can get Jose back so Duff can be pushed up.

What's he saying? On the verge of tears and babbling a lot of nonsense.

Bates for that third goal Poor lad is probably going to get stoned in the dressing room.

even odds now. It's all in our hands.

Mark Viduka just changed his entire legacy at Newcastle United with that performance today.

brilliant cross in by Nolan.

YES! LOVENKRANDS FUCK YOU MIDDLESBROUGH FUCK YOU RELEGATION FUCK YOU HULL CITY FUCK YOU MACKEMS FUCK YOU ALL.

Time to take Viduka off for a midfielder and put Martins and Loven up front.

OBAAAAAAAAAAAAA all is forgiven. You could be shagging the tea lady for all I care and you'd still be my favorite player.

What odds would we get on Martins fluffing another perfect chance and driving all of us to suicide?

alright, Loven coming on!

Has to be Lovenkrands on, he would thrive here.

Dear Michael Owen, how does it feel to be a "world class" striker who's being dominated by Robert Huth and a fucking Middlesbrough reserve player.

I've no doubt that Martins would come out and get two or three clear chances against this lot... ...and Sky them all to row Z. Would rather have Lovenkrands on.

We need to reshuffle our attack a bit... Lovenkrands on for Owen might not be the worst of ideas with Martins eventually coming on for Viduka.

we really need to take the lead before Viduka gets knackered. He's all we have on the attack right now.

fuck, I'm much more scared of Marlon King than I am of Alves

Bassong is looking extremely shaky tonight for some reason. Pressure getting to him?

non-existent central midfield, weak as piss, no pace on the counter, falls apart for set pieces, can't finish to save their life... Boro are us.