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I would buy a fucking Bolton season ticket if they'd win for us right now

it's just all Hangeland. He's kicking ass and taking names.

this is 1-0. It's done. Come the fuck on Bolton.

Come on Bolton you useless idiots. Can you please win?

up to Bolton and Villa now

jesus christ what is this trash. Howard fucking Webb gleeful at the prospect of sending us down.

oh jesus christ I can't watch this anymore

It was always going to be like this wasn't it? A dodgy decision sending us down

fucking hell why do Fulham defend so well.

Oba missing chances. Sure omen of a 1-0 defeat

We have more possession, they have better chances. To be expected.

"Are you watching Merseyside" Yes they are, because they're being fucking forced to like the rest of us.

If we score or concede while they're showing this shit I am going to break the spacetime barrier, jump into the screen, and break every single Setanta broadcaster's fucking neck.

jesus christ why is Arsene Wenger being interviewed in French being shown now. Fucking insanity

if I see one more happy person in a Man U shirt I'm going to throw up. Fucking get on with it.

Nothing glamorous, just the $500 minimum it takes to cross the Atlantic. Worst was when I paid $1100 to get a ticket to see us get thrashed 3-0 at home to Liverpool under Allardyce. Once i head back home (South Korea) that $500 minimum is going to become a $1000 minimum 14 hour flight too

He probably has the best goals to minutes ratio out of any of our strikers

He does what Kevin Nolan does best today. Not much graft or skill, but just extremely effective at getting into good positions and bossing areas in and around the box. The thing about Nolan is that he's gone from having an entire team built around him at Bolton to just being a cog in a (highly dysfunctional) machine. It's no surprise that he was at his most effective under Big Sam when Bolton's strategy pretty much revolved around him and Davies. It's up to him to adapt his game to suit his new situation. And while early signs don't look promising, we've spent 3m on the bloke and we should at least give him some time to see if he can do it or not.

lovely stadium. Really enjoyed my trip there.

Pretty random tangent, but it seemed pretty awkward when Steven Taylor was handing him his MotM champagne during the Setanta interview. I'm probably reading too deeply into it but perhaps he's a bit aloof and doesn't really get along with the lads that well? (Understandable I suppose given his age/reputation)

Always thought he was playing below his ability for a while now. Hopefully he'll continue to be an unspectacular but solid contributor.

Him and Martins are both strikers with pace but the contrast between the two is startling. Unlike Martins he knows exactly how to use his pace and run into space and also seems to have a good finish. On the other hand he he hasn't got anything like Martins' sheer strength and unpredictability. Both can be assets for different reasons. Sign him up imo.

Lets give Colo and Jonas another season before we turn them into the new Boumsong and Babayaro. See how they do in a team that's not utterly hopeless and dysfunctional. Assuming we stay up, that is.

He can go enjoy his retirement with all our gratitude. Wonder if somebody can convince him to come play for a year in the K-League...

All is forgiven. He could fuck off to some European side in the summer and he'd still be my hero.