Mike

They'll be fun to beat in a few years.

Swear that ain't him.

Sharper Murphy buries that.

Merry Tiotesmas everyone.

Slo mo of that longstaff dive.

You gotta be shitting me dubs.

100 percent pen. He shouldn't still be on after the first half.

Fuck off!

Nah don't card that.

Tino needs bringing on, imo.

If we were good at corners we'd be done and dusted here already.

What is a penalty.

Lovely ball for Gordon too.

GET THE FUCK IN

Fuck off.

Ref letting a lot go.

That is a disgusting ball from Miley.

FUCKING BOOM. What a fucking ball.

Wew Danny.

Young at Everton is a match made in heaven. I've never seen either him or their fans happy. If you only watched Young you'd think footballer is the worst job on Earth.

Callum Wilson Grealished him.

There is nothing funnier in sports to me than him fully extended and miles away.

They're emulating the worst bit of US sports without the bit that levels the playing field. I'm sure it'll go well.

I never heard of the Baltimore Orioles until I started posting here.

We are 18 months away from the hardest Youtube edit the world has ever seen.