Mike

This is why I know we're in cloud cuckoo land.

🎵He could have played for Sunderland but he said-wait he could have played for fucking who?!🎵

I didn't realize I was still mad until I started typing it out. Bunt ONE God damn time test that ketchup stain ffs.

He didn't even load the fucking Scottish league. His database is fucking tiny. Didn't even load the championship.

The crumpled list theory is holding too much water.

If I'm a figment of your imagination you can fuck off.

Get the fat cunt in net.

You leaving that beach fucked us, mate. Go back.

It shouldn't be this difficult to sign players to play in the EPL and the Champions League.

Imaging breaking a bargain with a djinn and dealing with the ramifications for the fucking Carabao Cup.

Breaking - Newcastle to sign Onana, if he can get the train over, driving to Manchester is a big ask.

If Joe Torre calls for some fucking bunts in 2004, none of this is happening.

Liverpool took our keeper, took our Etikite, taking Isak, they're a plague. Fuck the Red Sox.

Doesn't even improve our xH ffs.

I cannot believe after 20 years that the worst window was post takeover.

Everyone was booed. It was an Arsenal crowd.

"He's out of line but he's not wrong." is where I am with all of this given our business.

This is genuinely the Karius play again. Because that worked.

Saw there was three pages and thought bloody hell why was there already a thread but nah 3 pages in ten minutes we're all a-ok.

I can't wait for the window after the recruitment team remembers where it left it's fucking passport.

I'm happy to see the Mitchell was a double agent narrative gain steam. I feel less mental if I'm in a mob.

Get Sanusi fucking sold.

It's almost as if we're in a position of strength, but according to the dog blower, it's inevitable.

Hearing we've bid 14 million for Serge Mentalitie. Valued at 60m.