Mike

@KaKa

New York, you say.

That and all the prozzers you can eat? I get it, Sandy. I get it.

We've got the best Korean player in the world tbf.

The anti-ASMR of him housing kebabs on a massive JBL bluetooth.

Our team is actively participating in the fucking thing and we don't seem to know the tactics. Would love a second pair of eyes on it.

Well yeah of course we signed a shit Japanese player we're fucking Newcastle.

Address the New York Knicks.

Wew we need Frenchies. And the war ended ages ago. Japanese players are class. Ideally we would have a squad of moody French cunts, some class Japanese lads and Dan Burn.

I'm advocating a "Cor Blimey no limeys" transfer policy to exist alongside our No thanks for Yanks and Get fucked Canucks policies.

Cunt on the deck as I'm reading that.

SSN vids don't play over here even if I can find them. What happened?

Thankfully the general reception has been negative.

I desperately need the ref scandal to finally break.

That's all Maddison does.

Fuck football.

Well looking at it now it doesn't even attempt to match the video, so that's nice.

More naked corruption for the cartel cunts?

Growth isn't linear, we're going to have lean years, we're going to have shit years. We're going to have years where there seems to be no point. Being taken over doesn't inoculate us from misfortune. This was a BAD season. Everyone is a little bit at fault, but we're still fans of the club. The players for the most part have given what the had to give. Onward and upward next season and let's not be Arsenal fans.

Devastated to hear that all the other keepers have died.

Is Ramsey being in this sentence not harsh?

Then it has to always be a foul is the argument.

What? Am I high or are you?

Anne Hathaway is an Arsenal fan but she can fuck off anarl.