Mike

Before Wednesday there will be a tweet with Arsenal doing exactly that with no whistle.

That is a fucking joke of a decision.

This sport is fucking finished.

There's like five penalties in that shot, btw.

Are they ACTUALLY serious.

Are they fucking serious

Wasn't impressed until Bruno had it on.

His bag was endless. All we had to do was figure out how to get the ball to his feet from the middle of the pitch and it was over. Hope he spontaneously combusts.

He's an irredeemably stupid fucking dipshit dragged on a leash by a fraudulent grifting ganster of an agent. All he can do is kick a ball and he cant even do that now. But he's got money so good for him.

115 million gets us out of bed.

The bait is set and the diamond strength line is cast. And now we wait.

We could have had it all you stupid fucking plate of bullshit meatballs windmill viking cunt bitch motherfucker.

City are absolutely gonna fuck this up, aye?

Ryan Fraser for 30 million on deadline day.

What are we watching, ffs.

Hey Brummie! Fuck you.

tbf apparently that's incredibly hard to do.

Bayern are minted and it's a bidding war. 85 to pick up the phone.

Hope Liverpool sign him.

Are we signing him so he can't score vs us?

Anything under 85 million is a piss take.

Aye they don't spend money and never really compete historically? Before this season he was looking like a reasonable outsider for a higher tier club. Almost seems like it would be better to stay at Bournemouth for another year.

That's...odd?

Bonjour, motherfucker.

Gordon watching this Diaz performance from a video art installation he's taking a break from pretending to understand.