Mike

Zoggy's run against Man U. Still wish he'd finished it. That little stretch of play before HT vs Chelsea. 4-1 Geremi's face when Oba did the bicycle kick. Faye and Oba breaking out that dance.

Scouts watching Smith? You could stay in bed at the hotel and carelessly scribble "Shit" on your clipboard and your boss wouldn't be able to accuse you of not doing your job.

God, I hope that's true. It's plausible enough to be true.

Pretty much it. The sale of Smith will be just like making a major signing.

You could say he was champing it down is that a tumbleweed? Took a minute.

Sure it wasn't a jacket taytee? Too slow!

Did he have a jacket taytee on the side as well? Fucking knew that was coming.

Yeah. I saw Deschamps eating blood pudding at Newcastle International.

What's the name of your airport? Whatever it's called, I saw Deschamps there eating...beans on toast.

Michaisco. Used my last name first and got Mezo.

You're alright, man.

Ah shit.

What an awful article, Oliver clearly wasnt the brightest student in English back in his day. fyp If you could seen what I'm using to use this forum you would excuse my mistakes; my normal computer is broke. Now we're just fucking with you.

Them: http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/thierry1.jpg Us: http://www.nufcpics.com/image/Alan-Smith-signs-for-Newcastle-United_514471.jpg The hell does money matter if you don't spend it well?

Ok, as an American, I can't be the one to point this out, but someone else might notice that the best part of the debt thread over there is the "location:" item underneath the avatars.

Leeds! Using that as a verb.

So basically, Spurs have no scouts and they just wait for us to make a move?

Well I will say this to you and I hope you listen......YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS! What? You need new glasses if you think Taylor was poor today,he was one of our best players today Are you thick or down right stupid? Answers in the next post please. Moron. Ok....I dont want to get in a slagging match here like but how could you say Taylor was poor today is behind me! No not thick,stupid or a moron!This is a forum after all everyones entitled to there opinon but people on here seem to be slagging Taylor off all the time even when he does play well! Please read each post carefully.

Are you f****** joking me? This wasn't really said, was it? I mean...no. That was a joke, right? yes it was a joke... you don't think he's that arrogant do you? err Yes!

Are you fucking joking me? This wasn't really said, was it? I mean...no. That was a joke, right? I think the fact that we're not sure tells a story in itself. Says it all. Rob is the man for not confirming or denying, as well.

Are you fucking joking me? This wasn't really said, was it? I mean...no. That was a joke, right?

With that Hollywood Bleach Coiff of his, he should join Beck's in the MLS. Defo more his level. If Smith came to the MLS and dominated, the league would fold out of respect for the game.

It's sick, but I would have loved to see Smith and Pattison on the pitch at the same time. You disgust me. P.s Sell Smith to Norwich! Those scientists working in that lab trying to make a black hole would have a massive amount of egg on their face if we could just get Smith and Pattison on the same pitch at once.

Seriously, what's going on here? We could put the money towards a self sufficient striker, a forward who doesn't require half a dozen chances before he eventually takes one... Rivaldo?

Seriously, what's going on here?