Mike

This is fantastic.

Keeper's dad must be high up in the govt or sommat.

Where did Qatar find this keeper.

I'm almost disappointed he gave the pen. Burn it all down.

Fuck off with that graphic.

They stuff your mouth full of cash and fill your fan experience tent with hoors.

Admire the honesty of it, ironically.

Maybe this is what we need to really fully clean FIFA out. That was movie villain shit.

The keeper played everyone onside doing pleats and shit.

What in the bent fuckery is this.

5-1 USA.

Such a dogshit world cup.

Keep having to remind myself the WORLD CUP starts today.

Honestly seems low. He's got the sprint button taped down.

Bet if the cat was white it'd be in the squad.

My word.

Worrying.

Man, I hope Tripps doesn't get sick.

Ours is absolute dogshit, but you get moments, at least.

Just one god damn time I want to consume some of your sports media and be like "that was worthwhile and illuminating."

Bet Howe is allergic to kebabs.

Insane to think Isak is still yet to be properly added to this somehow.

Cool as fuck on the ball.

It's absolutely insane how good this kid (kid!) is.

1. The goal 2. The ref shoving Pulisic 3. The entire last five or so minutes.