Mike

Miggy needs to have a go.

Haven't even tried a Let's Play yet. Worrying.

Looking like Gayle in a Wilson mask.

Earth isn't prepared for Joe to score a soft Benny goal.

It's too many god damn services. I'm attempting a moral stance. Meanwhile I haven't opened Crunchyroll in a year and that 7.99 a month doesn't even sting me.

Ref smiling at us after fouls, oh aye. 1-0 win us, Penalty.

Absolute disaster of a river over here. Jumps from minute 25 to minute 1.

Smells like big club cards.

Just lacking that finishing edge.

Was February before we'd had four corners in some of those Pardew seasons.

Will never tire of Notts' manager face, man.

So footy starved I'm hyped for this Arsenal Palace shit. Would love an early dose of their fan insanity on youtube.

Is that the impression? Boro styled on them mostly, scored a great goal and conceded a fluke off an inexplicably competent stretch of play. Seems there are some new players who haven't been properly Bruce'd yet.

Milner looking like a person with normal hormone levels.

Fuck off Boro.

Bruce in his office working out how to blame Rafa.

They're still accumulating the dust that they can wipe off during training after a few days off.

The "Let's play" tactic sitting snugly in his back pocket next to his curry shop buy six get one free punch card.

Actually resent Hulu making it this easy to watch WBA. Corporations should have a responsibility to protect consumers from themselves.

Feels like we're six hours away from HT, let alone the final third. Been watching this game since May.

Can see the magic of a full Bruce preseason setting in nicely.

Not a pen but should have been given anyway.

Hope for his sake the Mike in that universe is fucking dead.

Think I can safely turn this off.