Mike

Gimme Tite's number.

It's absolutely dizzying to think about where this team is headed, Howe certainly appears to be the man for the job, the transfers are savvy, the fanbase is absolutely fucking rabid. The coffers are overloaded. There's no limit.

Warming up before we dick them in the CL. Hala Newcastle.

He's so class it makes me want to scream.

Passed the sponsors off their kit.

Undefeated, Quadruple.

Steve Bruce should be at the Hague.

This match playing on a greasy CRT at the Kebabapocalypse in Bromwich?

Botman stopping attacks with his cheekbones, we're fucking laughing.

Bruno probably won't even need to shower post game. Effortless piss taking.

This isn't a fucking game, motherfucker. Say that shit.

Say something about me being too unlucky to hit the powerball, like.

Cannot wait for the slo mo tiktok of that finish. Fuck my arse.

Absolutely sexual finish.

Casual big club high boots. We're here, lads.

Bullshit Colback can read.

He so fucking knows. He hasn't left 2nd gear.

Willock is fucking class.

Bruno takes the absolute piss.

We're a handful of transfers away from being absolutely pornographic.

Botman on, Wilson off, iyam.

Hit him on the head again.

Fucking HELL

SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN BALL