Mike

Actually creased thinking about if Stoke hired Pards. I think I'd look like if The Joker gassed me.

I've begun a quiet "Pardew to Stoke" campaign.

Have Stoke ever signed anyone good? Feel like the word from their scouts should be taken with a grain of salt...

Last time a thread ended in a sale was Papiss Cisse.

500 years later but all I think about when I hear "Getafe" is that Messi goal.

Rafas interference knows no bounds.

Need to set a sad bastard google alert for these matches.

Does tricks for the camera, not the opponent. Ben Arfa was tearing people's fucking soul out.

These lot wouldn't have survived a Pardew press conference in the middle of an Ashley window.

Aye same. Aged beautifully.

Where would you say we need signings after today?

What a load of shit.

Please don't post streams in the thread.

This was the solution to the kit clash?

Man god damn the N-O in the non takeover universe is watching Forest and they are SEETHING.

The Messi of soccer, iyam.

Why are Wolves Portugal FC, again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9DSJuCs6CI The requisite youtube compilation.

Rich, apparently.

We sign Pulisic yet like?

@KaKa is class tbh. AIDS in the nba thrwad mind.

We touch tips every int break tbh.