Mike

I would rip my cock off if we signed Chrissy.

Think thay would kill @Flip Another reason to get it done.

I care like a motherfucker, which is wild because I don't think I've ever seen him play.

39m! Get it done!

A new price set for Paqueta?

It was bothering me tbh.

woat, imo.

No one would notice.

Alright so what if we freaky Friday them? Anyone have a problem with that?

Right. Paqueta on Matty ohhhhh, shit we'd still need to buy him. Ah fuck ok.

Ok so how would you swap them? Fucking John Woo over here.

Oh ok everybody has feedback but no one else has a fucking plan, fine.

These are the kinda questions that get replayed in court. You a cop?

Well he's already tiny, we're just swapping heads or faces. However face off worked. I realize I didn't give the plot much thought.

This ends with the Matty Longstaff homonculus playing for England, like.

And if he spots the scheme, then we Kidnap him and do like a Face Off kinda thing with Matty Longstaff.

Alright I'm not the type for extreme measures but it's time to kidnap Paqueta.

Don't do this to me.

Bruce trying to go to the World Cup. I approve of and endorse this.

KdB should be illegal.

Coukd really see what Bruce saw in him today.

That bit where he compensated for his pace with awesome positioning to win the ball back was fantastic.

You know we were shit hot when you stop to read an entire HTT post.

Bah, fence sitting!