Mike

Doesn't seem like a bad life.

This Villa shit would be devastating if we were sitting here settling in for another Mike Ashley summer.

He doesn't even fix the flats he owns. He's minted.

Honestly if you were 61, and dogshit at your job, but inexplicably minted, wouldn't you just go live on the beach? What's the fucking appeal for him.

Honestly if you can get a bet on him being sacked next year you're printing money.

Genuine lol at this. We've been in hell.

Guy is really gunning for Pardew's seat at the table.

FFP is up there with Handball on the "I thought I understood it." mantle.

Howay the Axis.

Reality out the window, who is your dream transfer and why?

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Did an airport pickup during the biggest game one of my teams has had in nearly 30 years. Genuinely still resentful about it. Got mad typing this out.

Non sports fans boil my goddamn piss.

Can't wait to see the drone footage of him running away from the Sofia fans. Real Day Z shit.

Swear it looks like Tindall knows all my secrets.

Lovely.

https://chroniclelive.co.uk.trem.media/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-says-critics-should-20661764 God we've come so far already.

We were worse than Norwich when he got hired. I can't stop thinking about it.

Has to be Manager of the Season.

Finally safe to quote and this.

Love Targett.

Lad worked so hard to hide his sneaky pick and it only got broadcast to the entire Earth.

What the fuck did I miss.