Mike

How in the wold.

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We've got fuck all in the middle.

NBC is trying to chokehold us into subscribing to fucking Peacock, so we've gradually gone from every single game being on TV (NBC has fucking 100 channels) to maybe one if we're good boys and girls. So it's now a novelty if a game is actually on TV. This one is, thankfully.

Game is on Telemundo if you also live in Hell.

Aye. That goal is fucking unreal as well.

Not even a little bit.

Imagine singing a song about hoping God looks after the lady living in a fucking palace. Fucking serfs.

Nah nah nah stay standing it's time for the Black National Anthem!

Turd cutter.

If I said chips you'd be like "He ain't got potatoes for fingers him! Wots he on aboot?!" because y'all apparently can build ships and an empire, but you don't know how to have two words for things.

Scenes when Captain America leaves Pickford staring at his crisp packet hands in disbelief.

Y'all are gonna have to have me killed if we style on y'all.

Gonna be a bit awkward timing wise being MAGA as fuck on here during the election, but we do what we gotta do.

He said, as if they weren't there too like a dog on a leash.

Gonna quote this again when they finally spot the meteor that's absolutely headed this way.

When are we signing Pulisic, like.

Going directly to hell for laughing at that reference. Fucking screaming.

Howay Switzerland.

Been watching IRL v BEL for hours and it's somehow the 9th minute.

That's how every FM save looks by year 15.

If Bruce were still here I'd just be a Bristol fan after that.

That Everton player looks about 70.