Mike

AM I FUCKING HIGH HE INITIATES ALL THE CONTACT.

It's infuriating.

Every accusation is a confession.

Gabriel landing studs down on that lad.

How is that not a card.

Eddie's such a lad he tanked the season so no one would poach him.

@Alan Pardew Return of the King, King?

No fucking way.

I'll always remember how smug he was when he thought spending 450 million would paper over his tactical cracks. Bald cunt.

Honestly, if Arsenal had to win the league, doing it via honking football, bent refs and massive double standards is ideal. Even more ideal is the fact that it took them so many matches to lock it in.

There still hasn't been a proper conversation about that no red cards shit.

I'm fucking tapping.

Aye. This is how it used to be when you needed MTV to play a music video.

Are we watching the entire fucking season in the season review.

I hate myself, of course I'm watching it.

These cunts even manage to tiki taka the fucking transfer announcements. Put it in the fecking net already.

Have the daft cunts signed him to play for the lasses?

I actually don't mind Madrid anymore. Prefer them to Barca atm.

Why am I watching this.

He fucked off so fast we probably didn't even film a goodbye vid.

Means they're at the very least Barca adjacent if this guy got the move.

Super Duper Sunshine Strupar over here.

Soon as you teach him how to cross, dribble and be a teammate you're laughing.

WELL WELL WELL look who just waltzes the fuck in. Pushes our shit in and then takes Gordon. You're lucky that makes us even.