Mike

Guess they can't have the medical until he walks the doctor to the touchline, pretends to do the start of a move and then rolls it back to a team mate and loses interest in the move.

Cunt trimming his azaleas while half the team fucks off to the continent.

This lazy cunt on vacation or sommat.

Feel nothing, tbh. No loss, no antipathy. He was only ever here for a spell. Never felt like the shirt was touching his skin.

Vaya con dios, Rey.

To be fair to @Alan Pardew I said the same thing, and we would have if it wasn't for that piece of fucking shit.

Nah we good.

Serves him right for whipping our arse.

We sold a pile of Ikea boxes to the scousers tbf.

80? plus incentives?

60 million We can either be a stepping stone or we can be fucking mugs, we cannot be both.

Has it?

I can't believe we're listening to this song again. This is why you fucking Amontillado that Swedish glass bone cunt.

This cunt been pictured with a fashionably dogeared paperback of Das Kapital in the pocket of his 5000 euro white jeans yet.

No more Alexanders either.

If this hirsute faux philosopher art museum misunderstanding quote of the day calendar workshy ladder climbing tools downing piece of shit Hitler resembling pseudo-intellectual cunt goes for Elanga money I'm gan mental.

Fucking guy doesn't even want him. I'm gonna die during this window.

Selling him for 40 million to Villa as well. @brummie I'm gonna fight you.

We haven't even sold him yet and I'm furious he's gone.

If this is going to be every season I'm just gonna download FM24 and fuck football off altogether.

MUGS, Andy. MUUUUUUUUUUUGS.

Barnes in that Villa squad with an encouragement to shoot long is gonna make us look like fucking mugs.

Aye fuck that ultimately correct about everything bald prick.