Mike

Mark me in on this. Need a new thrill now that I've promised not to glass you. 50 USD. I live in the third world.

Was in NYC so watched it at Dillons.

I will remember the feral scream from everyone around me when Joe tackled the ball out and got up screaming for the rest of my life.

Feel like a less lazy version of me would morph his head onto the Scout.

This is where I would be drunkenly bumping the Doue thread and getting banned if we'd made one.

Aye I'm a pure soft shite that kicked my ass.

Fucking love the CBS coverage, man.

Shame Barca couldn't hold on, we'd be watching a fucking spectacle right now.

Don't think we can afford him now.

God I love Doue

Fucking love a squared goal.

Wew.

Has the transfer bath been run? Is the toaster ready just in case?

This cunt signed anyone yet.

So are they fucking skint or not.

That is such an Ashley move.

Enough for me. Get him signed.

Feel obligated ask if we have any evidence of there ever really being a power struggle beyond our own gossiping housewives speculation?

@Heron

Hasn't been a week and we already desperately need the football back.

Ashworth rocking back into his office with his plants.

Shit I can do nothing and get a few million quid. They post the job on LinkedIn yet?