Mike

This dumb cunt with his child haircut leave his cards in the back.

You unbalanced buying dives useless whisting fuckwit.

Someone kill Caicedo.

Can we please just trust Isak on the ball.

Ref is a gullible stupid useless blue cunt fuckwit.

This is genuine science afoot.

Oooh a discount!

May have broken my toe kicking the laundry bin.

I think we're not ready as well, but I don't think EL keeps our galacticos happy.

I'd like a long island iced tea and a Renault Turbo.

Hearing rumors @Erikse has offered to cover everyone's tab so we can sign a defender. Here we go.

I am on a similar cup final poo schedule, so I'm considering that a divination.

What's our record when she's around? Sort your priorities the fuck out, Yorkie.

I need big game Newcastle to show up today.

Man if Andy had Eddie.

Aye here now with that shite.

Joey is a sweet baby boy who wouldn't hurt a fly.

In retrospect it's unreal how angry that made me.

Fucking hell yeah

The lack of consistency is what fucks me the fuck off.

@Froggy if you get CL and we don't I need you to know I'm gonna fucking murder you. Cut the camera to me reading this screenshot at the trial. Yes I said I would do it. Mike. I said I would and I did.

There is so much work to be done in the summer.

Fuck this game man.

We are gasping for a set piece nonce.

Fuck my life.