Mike

Don't think he's got the legs to do two of these kinds of games in such a small window.

Off? Either way we have no idea how to play these lot even when they're fucking shit.

Ah piss off man.

Can we have Anderson back, then?

His skull is a triangle. He gets the ball and a head of steam and he's off, man. Pseudo-phrenology grift is not only back on, this post is me defending my thesis. I have a PhD in Pseudophrenology. Get on my level.

Very aerodynamic skull. I'm going to use pseudo-phrenology to grift my way into football.

Fucking hell middle of July in Jersey. Rather die.

CL final in NY, you say.....

I have absolutely no recollection of them interacting.

Cannot wait for him to fuck off to Saudi.

They're fucking insufferable.

This is horrific reffing.

When we concede after soft fouls I never see them talk about it at HT.

Decent amount of profanity being caught on the mics.

Made me a bit emotional, this.

We were never gonna get racecar bed Pep.

Would be furious if we'd lost to Arsenal.

Quick bidding war in the booth before rendering a decision.

Not an ounce of consistency.

Refs shitting themselves. Either piss off city or Madrid.

Nah this is off if Isak was off.

If Isak's hand was off, Haaland is off.

Offside?

Jammy cunts.