Mike

Can't play more than once a week at best.

Question for me is what the fuck is happening in the offices.

Welcome home, Steve.

Looked frozen tbh. Peakcock likely has Drury so not going back to check.

Were we ever in for Rayan or is this just old style Ashley era being bitter.

That wasn't terribly offside.

Wew

Welcome to Newcastle Fabien Schar.

Amorim stole millions and Carrick's reward will be managing West Brom for half of next season tbf.

Nope howay west ham.

Actually think today is the day

Sandro Sandro From Milano He wants to go Sandro

Because they learned from last summer.

Us despising this season is an indication of how far we've come but I place the lion's share of that at the feet of Eddie, his staff and the players. If some of our top players see the timeline and measure it against their longevity and feel like it's time to move on, fair play. Thank you for the cup. Don't go on strike please because I still ain't listening to fucking ABBA.

A competent and organized backroom with an actual tangible plan prevents all of this, tbf. *Assuming the Bruno and Tonali stuff is true.

I've been here since August, pretty much.

It'll take some shit to hate a season as much as I've hated this one.

I feel like Miggy could carry the ball and pass? All Miggy was missing (iirc) was shifting the fecking thing to his other boot occasionally. Elanga is a dud, imo. He doesn't even know how to do the thing he's touted as being good at. Did they not have track and field in Sweden?

Silver lining: We appear to be trying the low fee high risk continental transfers we were clamoring for. We just happen to be a bit shit at that as well.

We're so broken we didn't even do a youtube dive.

tut tut zut alors etc. #wetriedinfrench

God. I know we hate this season but fuck me we have come SO far.

Absolutely fucking despise this weekend of football.