Mike

So grateful Steve Bruce hired him.

Gentlemen, please refrain from posting the drawing of Steve Bruce sucking cock.

I SUGGESTED EDDIE Bloody hell, man. The fucking temerity.

Why do we hate Shola?

Need them to grind the halfpipe of relative mediocrity long enough for the Slot Rot to properly set in. Couple phantom groin injuries and not a stitch of hero worship from the bin dippers and relentless abuse from the e-scousers would be utterly delicious. Maybe even get some rumors his teammates hate him. Then...a nicely timed burglary.

He'll find his form but fuck me this is hilarious. That team won't wait for him, they have too many options and that fanbase won't accomodate his performances because he means nothing to him, but he got the raise he wanted so he's probably fine with all of it.

Not anti stats by any stretch but if you only saw that you'd think Woltemade wasn't fucking unreal last night.

Mou is feeling very fat Elvis these days.

At the bare minimum it means we either have or have had (and can spot again) people who can see talent and know what needs to be done to lock it down.

I mean I know it isn't, but how did Almiron get in that picture.

When I was calling him world class a year ago I felt somewhat the same. He's a luxury player that we're not capable of carrying full time because we struggle to do simple things but if he gets time on the ball and a bit of space he's an absolute game changer.

Woltemarfabatovbrahimovic.

Groin would tear from the bone like smoked meat if he tried that shit the fucking rat.

Was a great CB recovery away from a goal. Did his job well, as much as I could discern it.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-player-ratings-two-32722982 Stealing a fucking living.

He seems like the type to enjoy the contribution more than the finish.

Played more than 60 minutes tonight so he'll get more time to try. Rat meatballs furniture fjord cunt.

Edging until the flicks compilation gets posted tbh.

Instant chemistry with Woltenmade. That's gonna be a fucking problem.

Nick Woltenarfa.

As soon as we move Sandro back up in the midfield and he's running in on those flicks and either playing them as a 1-2 or finding someone else with his Italy playstyle we are dicking the entire league to death.