Mike

Nah I named it after Sandro. Jacob tried to recreate it a match later iirc.

The tight angle shot that didn't work out.

Disappointed we haven't been able to isolate Gordon considering his defender has been on a yellow since the 10th minute.

We should be well ahead but the move breaks down. If they equalize it'll feel unfair.

I did.

The goal, he hit the post, the Tonali shot and the second breakaway. Could realistically have assisted Gordon as well

There's a universe where Murphy has 4 goals tonight.

Calls the pull twice at the end of the half so he can say he was calling it fairly. Hope he finds a magnum wrapper in his wife's car.

Hope this ref loses his fucking eyes.

That is genuine pornography.

Eddie leaving will kill me.

Not to mention his prose. Proper Agatha Christie, wor Steve.

Tindall being a mentalist is all I need to know about how Eddie actually acts.

The only time I've ever seen him mad was when he told them to fucking give it to Man U.

So grateful Steve Bruce hired him.

Gentlemen, please refrain from posting the drawing of Steve Bruce sucking cock.

I SUGGESTED EDDIE Bloody hell, man. The fucking temerity.

Why do we hate Shola?

Need them to grind the halfpipe of relative mediocrity long enough for the Slot Rot to properly set in. Couple phantom groin injuries and not a stitch of hero worship from the bin dippers and relentless abuse from the e-scousers would be utterly delicious. Maybe even get some rumors his teammates hate him. Then...a nicely timed burglary.

He'll find his form but fuck me this is hilarious. That team won't wait for him, they have too many options and that fanbase won't accomodate his performances because he means nothing to him, but he got the raise he wanted so he's probably fine with all of it.

Not anti stats by any stretch but if you only saw that you'd think Woltemade wasn't fucking unreal last night.