Willow

I'm not even watching but wanted to comment at how shit Targett is doing and how much I hate him. Sell Wilson too

Future star in the making and he's OURS

Having all of these non-elite players at Newcastle United is keeping me awake at night.

This guy's going to be fucking great, can't wait to see him play for us and he's only 20 too. A right CB now and I'd be well chuffed with the window. Ashworth's getting crackin with the knackin

Tatt stalking confirmed

I blame Callum Wilson

Is he on about £200-230,000 a week over there? Anyone know? I'm sure he was on about £38k here

Ben's not going to just give you a link or copy & paste the information here man, you have to work for this kind of information

I want each episode to be 4 hours long and also available in IMAX just in case

Nah drip feeding episodes is always best imo Soak in the anticipation

Gan on Eddie! Really looking forward to this

ANNOUNCE. BARNES. NOW.

Solid kits all round this year, fair play

That goal at 2:45

This guy has all the tools needed to become an absolutely stellar signing. Really, really hoping we can get this done as I think he's fantastic and at only 20 years old, he's only going to get immeasurably better. Super impressed with our business so far, especially with the ffp restraints.

Cried all the way here though and got all the hate/anger out of his system

Wanted Barnes here for years so I'm proper chuffed we've got him. I think he'll do really well for us

He was our best player 2nd half. I reckon he could have a cracking season once we find the right balance with him in the team

Woop!