Willow

Exactly, we'll likely never see him play for us so I couldn't give a fuck

I mean, this is just a fantastic deal all round in my opinion. £35m for Elliott is just nuts as it wasn't quite working out for whatever reason and I think the move will do his career the world of good. I wish him all the very best

I'm fine with this tbh, no issue at all

Club Statement:

Honestly he's probably my favourite player currently, I just can't fault his attitude and talent. Really wishing he gets more opportunities in the Euros, but that's down to Gareth the fraud. Fingers crossed he gets a goal and is able to make a real difference

Wish Gareth was getting sacked in the morning

Trent coming on

What a stinking match so far, thanks Gareth

Carver, Bruce, Allardyce and Pardew in our dugout?

Absolutely shite

Outplayed by Slovenia

Tired, turd, predictable, sideways and clueless

The better sides are going to demolish us like

At least Gordon and Palmer have no fear and love to push forward, it's mad how they've not played any part. Southgate is the absolute pits

They all look terrified on the ball

Gareth the tactical genius on full show here

PLAY PALMER AND GORDON YOU DAFT CUNT Grow some fucking balls for once, Gareth

this one still seems to work

Lovely kit all round and I really like the collar too. As others have said, that fantastic video has me hyped the f up

afaik the whole show's about Shola and has nothing to do with the kit

Burnley apparently make contact with Pardew about the vacant job

One last time