Vinny Green Balls

Crumpy's dipshittery is staggeringly impressive.

Charles Dickens couldn't write a better tight-pursed villain.

or alternatively, don't read the fucking posts

Fuck this club. Ashley is like The Thing. The club is being mimicked, but it is dead and just some fucked up doppelganger with this obese dipshit running things. At least we know it will never get better under him. That knowledge must count for something.

Every link I know, goes away, in the end. :lol:

He has. we've got every right to make him train with the kids as well. Except that it borders on child abuse to stick that fucking sickly wight with a bunch of impressionable youngsters.

At least I have The Warriors.

The term 'shone' and that eyeless, subterranean cave dweller Colback don't go together very well.

He is like a botched reanimation of Peter Garrett.

A one-sentence post from HTT...Small mercies...

Well said. how's your.old man holding up btw?

But go ahead with your agenda against me. Jesus Christ. And when was that posted?

If he's been supporting Newcastle this long, I don't think he has quitting in him.

Ryder on the edge of the limb again...

I believe the correct pronunciation is 'Sad buh trruuuuuuaaaaaaaGGGH' Definitely Reminds me of Slash's autobiography, where he is talking about James Hetfield banging some chick at his pad. He claims that James was in the room going, "Oh yeah-ah! I like it like that-ah!"

As if Ashley's gonna open his perseus strings to the tune of 18m quid for a 28-year old.

Dreadful summer when it's a victory just to get a thread started for a specific transfer target.

It looks like someone fucked around with the css of the very first wordpress template.

you deserve a Bipolar Flag. or the Kaka Lifetime Achievement Award I will cut you sir. It's why we love you.

you deserve a Bipolar Flag. or the Kaka Lifetime Achievement Award

Kaka's summer pole dancing begins...

Holy shit

Well Armstrong was 19 at the start of the season which is still young. There was no point in keeping him as third or fourth choice and him rarely playing. Apart from Tammy Abraham I can't think of any teenagers that started loads of games as a striker in the Championship How old was Kane again when I made the breakthrough at Spurs after several unsuccessful loans? How old was Carroll when he went from shit to £35m? Congratulations, James. Just shows that if you keep your head down and never give up, good things can happen.