Vinny Green Balls

Looks like he was born 7 months before Roger Milla.

It's fucking brilliant! So much better than all of this dancing rubbish that you see these days. fucking fly guy in a Madonna video.

I would have expected the opposite.

rested being a euphemism for dumped down a deep mineshaft with 30 gallons of lye to cover the decomposition?

Colback should be sent back deep into the bowels of the Earth with his fucking Morlock kin. No place for that fucking bloodless eel on the Earth's surface.

Been subbed in like our last three games I think Ah, okay. Hopefully now he can sit permanently. People should be seriously offended that guy is playing in the Prem and earning what he does. It really is really baffling. He wouldn't stand out if you put him in a league two or conference side. Nothing player. Even when the entire team could smell blood and we're gunning forward he's stood spinning on the centre circle completely stopping the passage of play and passes back. Such a nothing, waste of a shirt, frustratingly shit, he needs to be nailed to that bench from here on in. not to mention that he seems to be chasing from behind most of the time.

I really feel sorry for the bastard coming here. http://www.postrevolutionaryblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dr-evil-shelvey.jpg

We'll essentially have Dr. Evil and Scott Evil in our midfield if we get him.

FFS Very sad news.

Says you FFS. Honestly man, go away. TCD is particularly boring, so it's in fact the ideal water cooler conversation for him.

How about pick the entirety of his results then, or if you have to, break it down season by season...and club by club. You can't get around the bleak picture it paints of Pardew's track record. You are the only one who consistently has to pick a small cross-section of matches, and just flat out ignore the much larger, and thus more reflective, cross-section before his little win streak. Even Donald Trump would stop short of such a remarkably stupid argument.

don't mention his league record before. Jesus Christ, man. You're just phoning it in now.

Had to google that. Disgustingly good knowledge of the English language. and geometry

Game of two half's for me very good in the first, playing exactly how you should against the better teas but second we played exactly how you shouldn't and allowed Chelsea onto us and too much space. We need a manager who will when winning actually continue to try and win the match and not just hold on if we do actually score first - we had nearly five year of it under Pardew and it certainly won't change under this bloke either. Why won't it change under "this bloke"? I've heard more to the contrary from people that have seen his teams play over the last few years. Have you seen his teams play over the years are you kidding me he is one of the most negative managers going lol I call bullshit. My best mate is a Derby fan, and whilst McClaren may not have achieved what was expected of them, he's been anything but negative. Biggest s*** I've read on here and that's saying something - I don't need an alleged best mate to tell me what I can see with my own eyes. Other than that it being clear you've made your mind up about McClaren based on an initial desire to not like him, the use of 'alleged' really cracked me up. What a f***ing fraud I am - Lenny is isn't even my real name. Ask yourself why I made my mind up about McClaren it's not rocket science - the fact that you need a so called friend to try and establish a point makes you pretty sad when anyone watching could see over the years he has and always will be a negative manager. You carry on believing though. Anyone using so-called in such a manner is just asking to be outed as an utter nob.

progress. Onward and upward.

Vlad the Impaler impaled thousands of Turkish soldiers in front of the city of Tirgoviste to make a fairly strong point to the Sultan. Crucifying Pardew would do the same to this recycle club of absolutely awful English managers. Pun unintended but it all worked out well.

Such a fucking crime we screwed this one up. Pardew needs to be crucified for this.

More stunning evidence that supports SEMTEX's assertion.

Link? https://www.flickr.com/photos/40191515@N05/20574730529/in/album-72157657571433545/

yeah that visor is extremely distracting. What a shitty choice of head gear.

Forgot how Ginola wouldn't have looked out of place at all in a Foreigner video. When 1983 and 1995 collide.

Hagi's against Argentina in '94, or Bergkamp's against...Argentina in '98. As far as Newcastle, Robert's nail in the coffin against Arsenal. I was in a meeting at work, secretly following the gamecast as those fuckers argued about making another meeting because this one was going on too long. Had to excuse myself to properly celebrate. A Liverpool supporting buddy in the same meeting knew exactly what was going on. First win in London in 4 years, and against Arsenal to go top. Fucking hell.

Someone put his highlights to Toxicity.

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