Vinny Green Balls

Rivelino starting it off by doing his trademark move to school two defenders, and then the sequence from there is just football porn.

That goal is everything I love about the game. RIP to one of those in the pantheon of the gods

fucking hell

I don't know. Depends on what else you're offering at the truck stop I suppose. With your swagger, I'd wager that's at least good for 100 miles.

I shouldn't ask because it's nonsense, but why? He's an old school turn of the century Eugenics enthusiast?

You've clearly never seen Jason Lee at his imperious best.

exactly. I would certainly get a 10' x 5' poster of Pardew getting kicked up the arse.

There will be plenty of shit tbh.

No Messi gaol then? Motherfucker. So much for my script for The Longest Twelve Yards. The redemption was beautiful. He scored the winning penalty against the prison guards.

Says the countryman of Dean Windass.

Yeah, noticed the elbow too. Too hard to spot in real time I guess, and it probably doesn't happen if the goalie is more commanding in his claim. He was a bit of a wuss on the attempt really. Got punished. But yeah, technically a foul. Spoke about it in depth on our post-match show. Erik Thorstvedt was adamant it was a clear foul. I thought it was definitely a foul. In the six-yard box and Giroud's body pushed his arm out of the way. Still, keeper should have been a bit more commanding.

then the terrorists win

Are you French, my friend? I am interested that there is a distinction between "Arabs" and others. If they grew up in France, are they not French too? Both French and Arabs. And yes I am French (and also a Nice fan). Zidane is technically a Berber, isn't he?

WTF? You used every shit metaphor you could in essentially the shittiest way you could in that pile of dog shit of a paragraph.

Didn't he publicly challenge the Liverpool board?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Miguel_Corporation

poor Stifler

Has anyone given a flying fuck about Sunderland since its founding?

We'll see. I'm probably wrong but it's foolish to think that you'll go straight back up. What should we be expecting then? And don't tell me you can't predict football; make a prediction. Neil Warnock to take over Villa and end up with 122 points and a +136 GD.

You can now pretend it's 2005 all over again, Mike.

What is with this fucking annoying and enduring myth that the Championship is like some gladiatorial melee filled with ruthless killers? http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/7/70952/1211266-masterblaster22.jpg

fighting for the Holy Grail of 17th best team in the land year in year out. That ambitious Allardycian Hutt will make sure they are there or thereabouts.

Probably more Rafa and all the requests. I dont care hes got what he wantes which means he feel he can challenge for something in thenext 3-5 years. I like how you typed that how Rafa speaks. more like John Locke tbh

This one just makes me sad, man.