Vinny Green Balls

Fucking hell. Emperor Douche himself.

FFS, this self-aggrandizing mobile douche unit takes douchebaggery to unseen levels. He truly is the Aleister Crowley of football. This is all made worse by the smugness of so many supporters. Hooray, we've won three in a row. Let's all erase the rest of the colossal pile of dogshit that was 2014. It's hard to enjoy any victory without weighing in the terrifying possibility of any win extending his tortuous tenure.

This club is as sterile as a fucking Phil Collins album.

It took them shipping in 8 goals in one game to have a similar goal difference to us.

Walk into the team Pardew would rather saw his right peg off than play Marveaux. I sincerely wish that those were the two choices Pardew had. Win win

remember when McClaren first went over? He suddenly sounded like fucking Goldmember.

Colback

plenty of environmental factors contribute to ignorance and idiocy. Parents could be Baptist, or a science teacher touched them in that special no no place when they were kids.

Have you seen the height above sea level of the average pass in this squad?

yeah, gloating over those managing masterclasses that he pulled out of his ass. A true Shackletonian exercise in leadership that.

And Riviere scored how many in French League? You cannot compare the two. It is hit and miss if someone bridges the gap...... same could be said for Luuk de Jong, no? the ability to hit the ball hard is not league dependent. Apparently the ball is lighter in France. as opposed to the kettlebell that footballers kick around in England.

He's also a fucking Morlock. No offense, Stifler.

Nobody wastes a breath in a circle jerk

God dammit, SEMTEX

because different leagues changes how you strike the ball...

indeed

Cabaye did for long stretches. And at least he was played in a position he was meant to play.

Being a midfielder in this side is a true exercise in existential pointlessness. May as well be there as a surveyor for Pardew, and measure the height of the ball above the pitch

This change of opinion comes as a huge surprise. I think this is everyone's default setting for him. And rightly so.

Do you have or know anyone with a couple of hundred million quid? Because without it, we can do nothing that will have a serious impact in relation to Ashley. Don't expect an answer to this because there isn't one. NJM's solution is to persuade 50,000 Newcastle supporters not to turn up en masse. Not turn up but make sure he still gets the money. That'll learn him. Always an excuse when it comes to something that would have short term pain for each and every individual. Keep on going then just like the rest of the sheeple... but don't expect anything to change. Because it wont until he sells up. You think and empty ground with the advertising behind would be good for him? Oh Jesus. Do you have posters of Bill O'Reilly and Chris Christie on your ceiling?

How can he not put in a decent cross? Or a shot with any power? I refuse to believe that was coached out of him in a couple of months. And Riviere, your views? These two replacements for Cabaye and Remy. What a joke. on the fringes of a French squad that has a pretty talented midfield. And from what I have gathered, it's on merit. If we are relying on his crosses, then we are grossly misusing him. How is this point missed?

Cabella at least came with a decent reputation. Hard to say how good he could be given the amoebic system that he plays in.

Are you trying to divert funds away from AIDS research with this?

*Good for you. ** Monumental cringe. Why would a fan want us to lose??? Replace Pardew...... fair enough but that doesn't solve the structural problem of the club which is to sell a player as soon as they have played well for any given length of time. Until Ashley goes we are in a no win situation. Oh my god. Really? Why would a fan want us to lose in the current situation? Really? Have you ever heard of short term pain for long term gain? As for the rest, go here: www.sackpardew.com and have a read. I have read it. I'm saying that given the owner we have it makes no difference. They are a package. One fits the business plan of the other. And on the subject of short term pain for long term gain........ why does no one ever just boycott the games??? OMG we couldn't possibly give up a few Saturdays, what on earth would we do instead? There it is Yes. The obvious solution but you haven't the courage to do it..... so just accept your lot. Newcastle fans have Stockholm syndrome. Complain but never do anything really meaningful for change. I haven't set foot in SJP since Leeds The obvious solution ffs, because a mass boycott is that simple. Don't ruin his argument. His was kicking our straw asses in his straw world.

then be happy with the point crumbs that come your way. Fair enough.