Vinny Green Balls

Ashley's ambitions destructively interfere with the club's.

The Milner saga again, only inflated. Great money on the sale. However, the great money is irrelevant if it isn't properly reinvested. Money itself doesn't do much for the club. It's the assets bought and sustained that keep it breathing. Unless they figured that the bags of cash are much more mobile and better finishers than the strikers we currently have. They may have a point then. The defenders will certainly lose focus as they pilfer, and Nolan can sneak in with the odd goal.

This amoeba-shaped cancer needs to fucking go...never again to be associated with anything in Newcastle. We are caught up in his sine wave of madness. Periodically, without missing a beat, he is going to drop the ball on us. It's time for the apologists to step back and see this obvious cycle. I swear, it's like the Bush apologists saying that "they" hate our freedom. Patently absurd.

Hire Steve Sampson as manager. Remember the '98 World Cup? The U.S. team with that absolutely absurd 3-6-1 formation. Although I don't know how we would squeeze the 1 out of the complete dross we have up front.

You know what? Mubarak might be out of a job soon. I know he's old, but he would fit perfectly into this regime. Watch this space.

I'd be happy with Anelka as a stopgap honestly.

It's not Carroll leaving. It's now having a team with a 450 lb. pile of dogshit as a strikeforce. We are close to climbing away from the relegation scrap. Why take a massive gamble, especially when his massive gamble went tits up during the relegation season? Because this is what that fat tit does. Newcastle is his personal casino, not for making money but for the thrill of rolling of the dice. If I bet this prick 100,000 pounds that he didn't have the will to not make a bet today, he would gladly take it.

Cue some bullshit exclusive from Carroll about his position at the club being untenable when his second father Hughton was sacked. I won't buy for one minute, you mercenary tit. Fuck everybody involved on this one. If we had a good replacement lined up, then I would say, "jettison the prick." Buy a dude with a broken leg, secure the contract of one of the best midfielders in the country? That's the frustrating part. Ashley has been consistent in one way. Build the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and then carpet bomb them into dust right after completion. Rebuild them with cheaper labor, then bomb them with even more expensive and sophisticated ordnance. It's like Newcastle is his very own sadistic game of Civilization.

Fuck Ashley Fuck Carroll Fuck modern football Everyone comes out an asshole on this one.

Fuck me, this has been a bizarre bipolar season. Supporting this plague-ridden club is seriously driving me crazy. Fucking madness.

Andy Gray is a cunt still stuck in the 50's. He got what he deserved. That said, him being jettisoned or not has absolutely no effect on me, such is the impact he made.

As far as Newcastle goes, going from SBR to Souness. The colossal difference in likeability was nearly too much for me. It's all context. From loveable grandad to horrible cunt.

I think it's clear that this prick has loads of talent waiting to be unlocked. This would certainly be worth a roll of the dice. If he flops, then fuck him. I highly doubt that his presence will form a black hole in the dressing room.

opting not to see the Romania-Sweden quarterfinal in '94, because of the Bass Ticketmaster surcharge.

wouldn't have to worry about him complaining if Pardew sticks him on the pine.

This one is going to drag on for at least another month.

I'm sure Mutu would settle for rolled up five pound notes as part of his wages. Could save a bit of cash, and our club would have a cool 1985 Miami Vice feel to it. Get Tino on the horn.

Can't say that I have warmed to him at all, but the philandering cunt has done a much better job than I expected so far.

Unbelievable that I feel so relieved about this. I feel like I am in some bizarro world where we started with 10 men, but we get two bizarro red cards, and finish the game with 12. Feel guilty that I feel so happy about the injury of a player, let alone one of ours.

to state the obvious, ready to go is full of fucking legendary idiots. I may not have the hatred of mackems that most of you have, but this site is not doing their reputation any favors. These are likely the same pricks that acted as if their 1 goal wins were a few degrees better than lifting the Champions League trophy. When I'm having a bad day, I should just go there and read a few posts to amuse myself.

Ashley's actions haven't really suggested that he is going to have a firesale on our better players. No matter how much I despise the undulating, gelatinous motherfucker, there have been no indications that he is going to strip down our assets as of yet. Some people approach this shit with Michael Moore tactics. Have a very good thesis, but fuck it up with ideas far removed from reality

The chance of regular football. Stephen Hawking would pull off more starts than this permacrock.

Sacking him after 6 games in charge would indeed be ridiculous, and would actually make his decision to jettison Hughton even that much more horrendous.

I agree with Nixon that we shouldn't let our dislike for Pardew magnify things, as everybody did after the loss at Tottenham and Stevenage. However, there is nothing wrong with being a little bit skeptical about how things are going to turn out. It just feels as if we've seen the movie before, and that we've been misled enough by the management in their short tenure here. If something happens, and we experience great success with Pardew, then we will all be thrilled. But some are so quick to defend the indefensible that it truly beggars belief. Pardew is nothing more to me than a pawn in this fucked up endgame that Ashley is playing. It's senseless to waste all of your energy on hating the pawn.

I do get it. It's on ethical grounds that you clearly don't get. If you are being frozen out, and you do what Ben Arfa did, then it is illegal. If you get somebody fired through duplicity, it isn't necessary illegal. But on ethical grounds, it is much more odious, because your actions are parasitically affecting somebody else. It is really that simple. And if you can't see it, then I suggest you start a business with Ben Ali.