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Uncle Nigel's DNA test comes back positive. He is Billy's father. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

Any lawyers out there? Is it legally considered rape if the violated orifice is a cloaca?

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Mo3HfepnhSQ/s/700/Phil-Stamp-5-vass silky skills and all.

thanks for making me spit my drink all over my monitor. asshole.

It looks like some dude just got back from his Adam's Apple surgery in Thailand, went to a Sunderland match, and accidentally glimpsed the Ark of the Covenant.

with the gift that keeps on giving.

Original sign before the trained monkey committee revisions: LET's 4LL L4UGH 4T NEW64STLE H4 H4

Whether you are from England, France or the United States ----> all xenophobic assholes either on the verge of reliving past glories at the expense of other people, or already living them. But at least citizens of the former two can point a few countries out on a map, and add two negative numbers correctly.

And French women provide evidence for the existence of God. The fact that I live in the U.S., and they in France, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this same God is also something of a prick.

As an American, I know how we generally receive the French. We see reflections of ourselves (arrogant imperialists), and so we tar and feather the French every chance we get. Take the whole freedom fry fiasco for instance. What we don't see is a people who seem to understand their own individual freedoms a bit better than we do here. Hence I reserve a certain admiration for the French, despite the ironclad fact that they are all syphilitic frogs.

And if Ashley molested your sister, would you say that it was good sound business acumen, because most johns have had to pay through the roof? How far are some going to let him slide. It's like a repeat of living in the U.S. from 2001-2009.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/17/article-1183728-00028B7000000258-617_468x412.jpg Jesus Christ! They all look like Mama Fratelli's outcasted children (if Chunk bothered to explore more of the basement). All that's needed are a few dozen Baby Ruths in that shot.

The most common tweet in Wearside last Monday: H4 H4 lol 4ndy 64rroll fu6ked off to s6ousers

An all too common misspelling in Sunderland schools: confusing A with 4, and C with 6

The Wearside Association of Northern Cartographers announces that Sunderland is closer to Oslo than Newcastle is...by 1/24th of an inch http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

Oh dear. I cea sum people no irony when they cea it.

literasy raite in Sunderland reaches above 10% for the first time in its history. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

the cosmic joke is that anyone who left may just well stay the next time, hoping that they will witness the highly improbable.

Sunderland places third behind Kabul and Sao Paolo for the shittiest city in the Universe. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

some people never took geometry.

In MLS games, people always leave early to beat traffic. Mainly because half of the fuckers there only went because their kids soccer team were having a half-time kick about to amuse the crowd. In the 2003 season, the Earthquakes lost the away leg of the playoffs 2-0 to the Galaxy. Within 15 minutes of the home leg, it was 4-0 aggregate to the Galaxy. Then ensued the most amazing comeback I have ever witnessed. The Earthquakes tied it late, and then scored the winner in stoppage time. The atmosphere was the most electric I have ever seen for a domestic match in the U.S. But still a few fuckers left in the 80th minute. The Earthquakes did it again the following week against Kansas City, coming from behind and scoring an overtime winner, and continued their march toward the MLS Cup. But people still left late in the game just to beat a little San Jose traffic. Fuck 'em. They missed out.

unbelievable! Taylor giving us praise? I was expecting her to call for Ahsleyleaks documents to be released, proving that the match was fixed by Ashley and Dowd. And that not only should Barton have been red-carded, but he should have been renditioned to Egypt.

I suppose I tried to word it diplomatically, as I couldn't help but give in to temptation.

knowing the extremism on the rtg forum, this probably happened right after the announcement of SBR's passing.

unemployment benefits extended for six months.