Vinny Green Balls

Wonder if Hughton's sacking has anything to do with this. Probably not, but I wonder...

Unlikely that we will be relegated as things stand...but why even take that gamble? It still appeared unlikely 2 years ago today. I'd say our chances of relegation this season just increased to about 30-35%.

Absolute disaster of a day. Disaster of a window. Disaster of a tenure. It's this type of brinkmanship that helped relegate us. Utter madness. Can Vince Mcmahon please put a bid down for this shitstorm of a club? The pathetic melodrama would suit the WWE to a tee. I'll say it again. Fucking madness. Will the perpetual let's see how this pan out crowd please step forward and admit that they were completely and utterly mistaken now? I sometimes get the feeling that they want NE5 to be wrong so badly that they are being blinded to the objective reality. Most of us wanted him to be wrong, because it would be akin to finding out the Mormons were right all along. He was an abrasive jackass whose reasoning at times was more than suspect. But he happened to stumble upon the truth with these clowns. They are not going to change. They are not going to improve. And this club will continue to deteriorate as long as they are near it.

Seriously, these cunts shouldn't even bother. We know what these cheeky bids are. We know that Ashley and his cronies are fucking douchebags of the highest order. I am sure that they know we know. I guess the gesture is specifically there to pour salt in the wound.

The frantic activity is a game of celebratory roullette while snorting cocaine of a pair of F Cups. Transfer kitty down to 34,790,000.

Donovan not going anywhere on loan. That's a non-starter. He's already proven to be an unambitious little cunt who would rather rot away his tremendous talent in a second-rate league.

Why the fuck would Fulham sell Dempsey? And he's not exactly a replacement for Carroll. Not an out and out striker, and will frustrate the shit out of you for 269 minutes before pulling off something incredible.

the casino.

I would replace Carroll with a practice cone. Low price, won't ask for 50,000 a week. And it will be like having Ameobi out there. A slight breeze and we would get a legendary Ameobi type diagonal run out of it. Good investment imo, and we will still have nearly 35 million left to invest in at least 6 more practice cones. And at least we know we would still score against Wigan.

I'll make my mind up on this one when the money is either spent or not spent. We didn't do much with the Woodgate money and ended up losing our manager who would piss all over the current one. fucking hell man mick - how long before you spot the trend. You mean the tendency of many posters to descend into gibbering lunacy? The lunacy is on both sides of the spectrum. There's "the sky is falling" lot who curl up in a ball every time the ground shakes. Then there's the apologist lot, who would want to see how it panned out if Ashley was ass raping them. Maybe his spunk is laden with gold flakes after all.

Ashley's ambitions destructively interfere with the club's.

The Milner saga again, only inflated. Great money on the sale. However, the great money is irrelevant if it isn't properly reinvested. Money itself doesn't do much for the club. It's the assets bought and sustained that keep it breathing. Unless they figured that the bags of cash are much more mobile and better finishers than the strikers we currently have. They may have a point then. The defenders will certainly lose focus as they pilfer, and Nolan can sneak in with the odd goal.

This amoeba-shaped cancer needs to fucking go...never again to be associated with anything in Newcastle. We are caught up in his sine wave of madness. Periodically, without missing a beat, he is going to drop the ball on us. It's time for the apologists to step back and see this obvious cycle. I swear, it's like the Bush apologists saying that "they" hate our freedom. Patently absurd.

Hire Steve Sampson as manager. Remember the '98 World Cup? The U.S. team with that absolutely absurd 3-6-1 formation. Although I don't know how we would squeeze the 1 out of the complete dross we have up front.

You know what? Mubarak might be out of a job soon. I know he's old, but he would fit perfectly into this regime. Watch this space.

I'd be happy with Anelka as a stopgap honestly.

It's not Carroll leaving. It's now having a team with a 450 lb. pile of dogshit as a strikeforce. We are close to climbing away from the relegation scrap. Why take a massive gamble, especially when his massive gamble went tits up during the relegation season? Because this is what that fat tit does. Newcastle is his personal casino, not for making money but for the thrill of rolling of the dice. If I bet this prick 100,000 pounds that he didn't have the will to not make a bet today, he would gladly take it.

Cue some bullshit exclusive from Carroll about his position at the club being untenable when his second father Hughton was sacked. I won't buy for one minute, you mercenary tit. Fuck everybody involved on this one. If we had a good replacement lined up, then I would say, "jettison the prick." Buy a dude with a broken leg, secure the contract of one of the best midfielders in the country? That's the frustrating part. Ashley has been consistent in one way. Build the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and then carpet bomb them into dust right after completion. Rebuild them with cheaper labor, then bomb them with even more expensive and sophisticated ordnance. It's like Newcastle is his very own sadistic game of Civilization.

Fuck Ashley Fuck Carroll Fuck modern football Everyone comes out an asshole on this one.

Fuck me, this has been a bizarre bipolar season. Supporting this plague-ridden club is seriously driving me crazy. Fucking madness.

Andy Gray is a cunt still stuck in the 50's. He got what he deserved. That said, him being jettisoned or not has absolutely no effect on me, such is the impact he made.

As far as Newcastle goes, going from SBR to Souness. The colossal difference in likeability was nearly too much for me. It's all context. From loveable grandad to horrible cunt.

I think it's clear that this prick has loads of talent waiting to be unlocked. This would certainly be worth a roll of the dice. If he flops, then fuck him. I highly doubt that his presence will form a black hole in the dressing room.

opting not to see the Romania-Sweden quarterfinal in '94, because of the Bass Ticketmaster surcharge.

wouldn't have to worry about him complaining if Pardew sticks him on the pine.