Kaizero

All of them.

Your attempt is just outright poor however. Not fit to lace Disco's boots.

I'm gonna leave this thread tonight before I get banned from Disco's fishing. My anger levels are far too high to deal.

The biggest mistake is clearly starting the fucking reserve keeper not playing for fucking Ingolstadt when we have the fucking first keeper playing amazingly for Hertha Berlin. Fuck. Keeper mistake for their fucking goal as well, clearly because the fucker is rusty from not actually playing. Cunts all of them.

I appear to have broken the remote.

Only played six games in November in 20 years. Two against Spain.

Go suck a Danish dick.

If we start Elyounoussi, Pedersen, Jarstein and Helland for the next match I thnk we'll still advance. We won't though, because our manager is a fucking shit dinosaur coward assfuck cunt.

Fucking shit by the Norway manager tbh. Way too late with his subs, players who should have started anyway. Shit choice of keeper cost us. Also Mark Clattenburg being his usual shit self and just overlooking a clear penaly, not once but twice, the second time actually booking our player for fucking diving. Fuck I hate football. Brings me nothing but hatred and bad emotions. Need to stop caring about this shitty ass sport. Fuck.

When commentators/people go "Should be a goal up by now" when referring to a massive chance that a keeper saved. No. You shouldn't be a goal up by now. The keeper fucking did a marvelous save. This does not apply when referring to chances that a player put outside the goal or hits the post or bad play shit like that.

Sve-Dan RigeMark

Move this to chat tbh.

Throwing £150 on Norway -1 @ 3.55

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Perfect GIF use

For a fun exercise, Altamullan/Magpie. Can one of you check out what results you'd have gotten if you'd have gone: 2-1 on all matches 1-1 on all matches 1-0 on all matches 1-2 on all matches 0-1 on all matches next week?

Watford 0 v 1 Man Utd Chelsea 2 v 0 Norwich Everton 1 v 1 Aston Villa Newcastle 2 v 1 Leicester Southampton 2 v 2 Stoke Swansea 1 v 3 Bournemouth West Brom 0 v 3 Arsenal Man City 3 v 2 Liverpool Tottenham 2 v 0 West Ham Crystal Palace 2 v 0 Sunderland

What is yao about that? Molde won 0-3, meaning over 2.5 goals.

Strømsgodset - Vålerenga seems like a classic 2-2 type of match-up. Start - Molde is canny, as Start needs to win to survive and Molde wants the outside chance of a EL spot and are currently firing on all sylinders. Viking - Mjøndalen could be goals galore as well as Mjøndalen need to win to survive and Viking want to make certain the 4th spot remains theirs.

Ditto. It's the final day today and there's pretty much nowt left to play for so I'm expecting buckets of goals again. Stabæk and Strømsgodset are dueling it out for 2nd and 3rd. Molde have an outside chance for the EL spot if Odd and Viking fuck up. Start and Mjøndalen fighting it out to avoid the last relegation spot. Forgot one of the bottom 3 places is a play off. Thought only 2nd and 3rd were the Europa places though? Cup winner gets the fourth spot, but Rosenborg are pretty much nailed on to win the cup so the 4th spot is in effect an EL spot.

Ditto. It's the final day today and there's pretty much nowt left to play for so I'm expecting buckets of goals again. Stabæk and Strømsgodset are dueling it out for 2nd and 3rd. Molde have an outside chance for the EL spot if Odd and Viking fuck up. Start and Mjøndalen fighting it out to avoid the last relegation spot.

Yes

Self inflicted red card on Mitrovic.

We're down to ten men now.