Kaizero

2 poached eggs Baked potato Broccoli Carrot Broad beans Ketchup Yes, really. Pasta with white sauce. Sprinkled with garlic granules and Cholula chilli sauce. Korean pork with lemongrass cous cous. Fusion. Two sausages with two slices of bread. Dinner of champions.

Sounds like they're some ancient jungle tribe or something

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Didn't realize they'd lost Diomande, did they get a decent return for him? Around £2.5 Million IIRC. Almost unheard of in the Norwegian league, no way they'd turn that down even with the league title on the line.

Anthony Annan returns to Norwegian football in the semi-final between Rosenborg and Stabæk. Where you at Deuce, why you not watching Captain America?

"McClaren shouts "for f*** sake Florian" & turns around in frustration at Thauvin giving ball away yet again. #swfc hit chance wide #NUFC"

Sweet, sweet lubricating tears

Tottenham 1 v 3 Man City Leicester 2 v 1 Arsenal Liverpool 1 v 1 Aston Villa Man Utd 4 v 0 Sunderland Southampton 1 v 2 Swansea Stoke 2 v 3 Bournemouth West Ham 3 v 2 Norwich Newcastle 1 v 3 Chelsea Watford 2 v 2 Crystal Palace West Brom 0 v 1 Everton

They are not. Five matches left and five points ahead the play-off cut-off. How does two points translate to clinching a play-off place? In this scenario they could be only one point ahead of the play-off cut-off with three matches to go. However they will probably make the play-offs. I was looking at the fixtures and it said that they only have 3 games left. http://www.torontofc.ca/schedule

They are not. Five matches left and five points ahead the play-off cut-off. How does two points translate to clinching a play-off place? In this scenario they could be only one point ahead of the play-off cut-off with three matches to go. However they will probably make the play-offs.

I'm so annoyed. Of course the fucking rape train of Rosenborg run out of steam when I could win big. Of course. It's only logical. Fuck.

Et tu, Rosenborg. Et tu.

Aftershocks.

Boooo the new LA club.

Gerrard plays for the Galaxy now, therefore he is now somewhat acceptable.

£80 on Rosenborg, Stabæk, Odd and Bodø/Gilmt for the weekend, returns £1100-ish.

Rosenborg gives away a penalty in the 87th minute for St. Etienne to make it 2-2. £375 win though. But still.

One down, one to go.

£50 on Molde dnb and Rosenborg dnb @ 30 returns £1500

I really dislike Suarez, so I would choose Aguero.

Calm down, dude. I'm gonna supply KaKa with the pliers. You want to torture the man? Make him watch our matches. No pliers needed. I want to watch the life drain from his face.

Calm down, dude. I'm gonna supply KaKa with the pliers.

I would kill Cisse.

Obvious choices were: Perez for Cisse De Jong for Colback Thauvin for Aarons / Anita for Aarons and Sissoko pushed central.

Chelsea 1 v 2 Arsenal Aston Villa 2 v 0 West Brom Bournemouth 3 v 1 Sunderland Newcastle 2 v 0 Watford Stoke 1 v 3 Leicester Swansea 2 v 2 Everton Man City 4 v 1 West Ham Tottenham 1 v 2 Crystal Palace Liverpool 2 v 2 Norwich Southampton 0 v 1 Man Utd