Kaizero

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Loved how he seemed to go mental at our own players when they didn't follow up the pitch in the first half.

Bournemouth

Seedorf looks like he's taken from some dystopian future sci-fi flick

Put Mitrovic in for Rooney because fuck it.

£100 on Stabæk -1 @ 3.00 £40 on Rosenborg -1, Stabæk -1, Swansea and Bayern Munich @ 11.15 £40 on Rosenborg -2 and Stabæk -1 @ 6.00 £5 on Stabæk, Viking dnb, Bodø/Glimt dnb, Rosenborg -2, Sogndal and Brann @ 79.55 £5 on Crystal Palace, draw in Leicester - Villa, draw in Norwich - Stoke, Swansea, draw in West Ham - Bournemouth, draw in West Brom - Chelsea and Man City @ 928.6

Scratch that. 3-0.

2-0 now.

I found it amusing that Berget scored the two goals after he was basically thrown out of Celtic for being shit.

Fucking Basel.

I like how their manager just went "Celtic is a decent team, but we have already knocked out Salzburg who are a much better team than Celtic so we are confident."

Well it greatly depends on what was said. So difficult to judge. "Me cago en tu puta madre". So along the lines of - "I s*** on your whore of a mom". Since when is informing someone what they did last night a red card offense?

We'll see at the end of the season. They're third favourite to go down. If you think they'll stay up easily, you should put a huge sum on them staying up. I already have Think they'll be in around 14th-16th, just, but safely, above the eventual relegated teams. Much more certain Sunderland will not manage another great escape, for instance.

We'll see at the end of the season.

Bournemouth looked good. Will stay up easily.

This ref is so fucking inconsisten ffs

John Lithgow

Also a non-cheeky £45 on Liverpool -1 & Barcelona -1 @ 3.08

Cheeky £5 on Bournemouth dnb & Bilbao dnb @ 93.75

Man Utd 1 v 1 Newcastle Crystal Palace 2 v 1 Aston Villa Leicester 2 v 2 Tottenham Norwich 1 v 2 Stoke Sunderland 1 v 4 Swansea West Ham 2 v 2 Bournemouth West Brom 1 v 0 Chelsea Everton 0 v 4 Man City Watford 3 v 2 Southampton Arsenal 2 v 2 Liverpool

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Holy fuck, be still my heart.

"Florian, do you want to come to Newcastle?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Pretty please with sugar on top?" "No." "We'll make your club force you to accept a transfer to us you cunt." "Merde!"

That was a glorious moment.