Kaizero

Feels like the WC is over now there'll be no more shit talking about US vs. England on here.

Pundits going on about if this is how England plays, then they have no chance at winning the WC.

No money then.

Holden for Alitdore? wtf?

Buddle!

Yeah, I think it's Buddle time now.

wtf is he even doing in the squad? Capello only chooses form players, remember?

Carragher

"If you're worried about missing the drone sound after game, don't. It stays with you. It's like ear herpes." - Seth Meyers

That was a red if the ref could see it in slow motion tbh.

Carragher? Fucking hell.

How? There's just shit defenders in the US squad.

"First the colonies, now that goal. Is there anything that won't slip through your fingers, England?"

ahhaha

Yanks being put off "soccer" because of the vuvuzelas. Twitter going mad with Yanks going "what the fuck are thos buzzing things?".

Back four of the US look shaky as fuck.

No money for me then, ah well. Was always a bit far fetched.

Of course the most interesting match in the group stage gets fucking played at the worst stadium in the WC.

Fuck off with the vuvuzelas already, even you fucking guys are doing it now.

Damn, that shit's whack!

No Buddle = Lose.

Ugly stadium.

Univision does the best World Cup coverage. There are like 50 women in the studio, just dancing. Two guys are talking about the games, Well, right now one of them is crawling on the floor between the legs of the one on the left in that video. It's unbelievable television. The band was playing, the girls were dancing, and he just hit the floor, crawled under her legs, lingered, got up and gave his partner a high five. Shit really happened. If it's like any of the Spanish TV skits on SNL... Those skits are never far from reality. Spanish TV is unbelievable. Don't tell me shit like that, man. Next time I'm in the states all I'll be doing is watching that shit.

Univision does the best World Cup coverage. There are like 50 women in the studio, just dancing. Two guys are talking about the games, Well, right now one of them is crawling on the floor between the legs of the one on the left in that video. It's unbelievable television. The band was playing, the girls were dancing, and he just hit the floor, crawled under her legs, lingered, got up and gave his partner a high five. Shit really happened. If it's like any of the Spanish TV skits on SNL...

Univision does the best World Cup coverage. There are like 50 women in the studio, just dancing. Two guys are talking about the games, Well, right now one of them is crawling on the floor between the legs of the one on the left in that video. It's unbelievable television.