Kaizero

That's about as sensible. Depends on what you define as a "football club", I could in all honesty "buy" a 5th division Norwegian football club if i wanted

1) How much money would you need to have in the bank before you were willing to buy the club in the first place? (assume club can be purchased for £100m) £300M 2) Who do you appoint as manager? Alan Shearer, if that fails the ghost of Shearer is gone and someone else can be appointed without him waiting in the wings. I'd go for an up and coming young and hungry manager. 3) Do you take a hands on approach with the clubs operations, or do you appoint a chief executive? As I'd have no idea what to do, I'd appoint someone who'd have an idea. 4) Do you appoint a director of football? No. 5) How much money per season on transfers? If I took over the club with just £300M, I'd say around £40M. 6) Who controls how transfer budget is spent? Manager, with me veto-ing idiotic transfer spending should such an event happen. 7) Do losses (excluding transfer fees) come out of the transfer budget or out of your wallet? Depends. 8) What is your overall business plan? Invest in youth. 9) Would you ever intervene on any issue? Where do you draw the line on intervention? I'd intervene where it'd be necessary since I'd not be a billionare. 10) Where do you sit on match days? Director's Box at away matches. Hopefully manage to be with fans at home. 11) Would you maintain a high or low-profile? Low-profile. 12) How do you respond to the press? I'd talk through PR people. 13) How would you make future managerial decisions? Based on merit. 14) Would there be fan representation on the board? No. Their views would be taken into account though, 15) Anything else you'd do? Make the team do tours abroad in pre-season, money is the future, and more foreign "fans" would mean more money in the pit. Look at Manchester United for example, which ten years ago claimed to have 10m Foreign Fans, in 2009 they claim to have 300m.

I'm sick to my stomach that Hull manages to sign Altidore. FFS.

I'll Barry his Moat all day long if he buys us tbf.

Would take Sibi as a squad player.

They lead on aggregate, no need for goals. Easy decision really. The worst side I've seen is probably Stoke with their Rory Delap-tactic. It's no defense for 90 minutes of time wasting. They were rather woeful in the first match as well, got lucky breaks with their goals. "Best team in Scandinavia" my arse. The best team in Scandinavia is defo Rosenborg atm. (Per Ciljan Skjelbred - he loves us you know) No argument there like.

What's to be jealous of? The Danish league has even lower standard than the Norwegian one. I'd even put the Swedish one above it.

They lead on aggregate, no need for goals. Easy decision really. The worst side I've seen is probably Stoke with their Rory Delap-tactic. It's no defense for 90 minutes of time wasting. They were rather woeful in the first match as well, got lucky breaks with their goals. "Best team in Scandinavia" my arse.

FC Copenhagen playing the worst football I have seen in years, with no attempts at goal and 11 men in their own box at all times. Fucking disgrace to football as a sport.

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Premiership Top 4 (in order): Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City Relegation (in order): Stoke, Hull, Wolves Dark horses: Burnley Top Scorer: Michael Owen Championship Promotion: Newcastle, WBA, Reading Relegation: Barnsley, Blackpool, Scunthorpe Dark horses: Nottingham Forest, Peterbrough. Top Scorer: Michael Chopra League One Promotion: Leeds, Millwall, Charlton League Two Promotion: Notts County, Rotherham, Bury League Cup: Chelsea FA Cup: Man City Europe La Liga: Barcelona Serie A: Inter Milan Bundesliga: Bayern Munich Europa League: Valencia Champions League: Barcelona Other World Player of the Year: Messi Who'll be NUFC's top scorer?: AndY Carroll How many will Nile Ranger score?: 9 First Premiership Managerial casualty: Mark Hughes Where will Man City finish?: 4th Will Gareth Bale win a match?: Yes

What I find amazing is how Keith Harris says there'll be "two or three more players out and perhaps one or two in". Who the fuck is gonna sign them?

If you buy Skjelbred, I will personally kill you.

Goodbye Oba, I look forward to hearing your name randomly on here like Carl Cort today when you sign for a random shit club in five years time.

I would have.

Now, onwards to 301!

A smart person takes the nude photos of his girlfriend off his phone before trying to take nude photos of his other girlfriend.

Poo

me

The apostrophe doesn't make it any better

What's with the "Iam"?

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Malcolm McDonald probably the least convincing.

*cough* *cough* *Nixon* He does though, tbf.