Kaizero

Why wouldn't it? You get worse teams at the World Cup. Because no one really tries in the Confed Cup; it's just a bunch of friendlies. Spain seem to take it seriously their team is at full strength (except injured players). For the big teams this is a nice way to get matches to get your team playing well, and getting used to the WC stadias. It's great preparation for them, of course they'll bring their big guns.

If they blow those horns in the actual WC I'll watch without sound. Fucking hell, it's just noise.

Damn right.

Nah, not really. Oh really...?

First film was good for a sports film, if not only because we nabbed fourth from Liverpool and it had Anna Friel. Second film is just as clichè as you'd expect it to be, and it's utter shite. Third film, just... wtf?

Straight to DVD eh I do better special effects on my computer for breakfast.

It happened on March 15, 2008, at 10:49:34 AM. You obviously mean on November 08, 2006, 03:56:43 PM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQwDn6Ybz3Y Fuck me the audience GFX look utter shite

Sponsor is as clear a photoshop job as possible. You can see the letters are fucked.

Coming out this year.

Kaiz talking about men's cocks instead of posting pics of them.. Couldn't say cunts as they're not flaccid.

All persons with wages over £40k a week can fuck off. I'd be very happy to see Martins bugger off as well as Owen and Viduka, so we can re-build our strikeforce without overpaid flaccid cocks.

Un-interesting facts: Out of 199 fans of Nile Ranger on the Facebook Page, only 18 are in a Newcastle network. 17 are from Manchester. 93% of his fans are male, and only 7% female. 3 of the 199 fans have English (Pirate) as their chosen Facebook language.

Representin' http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs083.snc1/4889_1018538560787_1744844867_33765_2689739_n.jpg

http://www.skysports.com/football/alltimegreats/nominations/0,26076,16084_5289033,00.html I encourage people to go there to make sure one of their worst ever players, Tore Andre Flo, wins

How can you "<3" four teams in the same league of sixteen? And with two of them being bitter rivals as well It's like "oooh, footy on the telly. I <3 every football team in the world. yaaaaaaayyyyy!!! <3 awesome!"

It's hardly stopping Real Madrid.

Now now, relax. Sit down, have a glass of something and take off your clothes. No need to worry.

Who the fuck have voted they want the fat cunt to stay?

Martins can fuck the fuck off. Only player I'd be bothered about would be Enrique. Not gutted if any of the players on the list left, since the good ones (Jonas and Enrique) are too goo for the Championship. I'd be gutted if Martins stayed, though.

Fuking shit man, wouldn't even get in our squad next season.

http://www.ufwc.co.uk/ Just discovered this today. Quite interesting tbh, even with it just being unofficial nonsense

Knee-jerk tastic. Not just a bit. Your knee must be jerking all over the place, knocking stuff over.

Personally, I'm a fan of footy videos with football poems being read to mood setting music. So I decided to make this topic for adding your favourite football poems My favourite is the one below, I've translated it personally as it's originally in Norwegian. So if any words don't make sense in the setting, it's 'cause I'm shit, okay? If you for some reason want to watch the video of it since footy vids are banned on here, just go to the site that starts with you and search "før nederlaget" and choose the first video.

I know the OP is edited, but it still made me before I realized it.