Kaizero

Alright, I'm as good as out. It's blanked my mind that my producer is flying in from America for the weekend to discuss investors, directors, future projects, the budget and appoint a line producer. Can't get out of that one without losing my biggest project ever, and I won't do that for a kick-about. Any Norwegians keen on a cheap/free-ish flight to Newcastle from Oslo (Or Trondheim) plus a match ticket for Fulham can PM me before Thursday morning as I don't have cancellation insurance. No place to stay sorted though, so you'd need to do that yourself.

What's there to win? I want a price of £10000 promised before bothering to enter a contest like this.

Sex

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Just a heads up, just got a mail from my producer going "Tom, you remember what happens on Friday, yes?", I have no idea what the fucks supposed to happen on Friday. But if it's something important regarding our movie, I obviously won't make my Thursday flight. I'll find out as soon as I figure out a way to ask him what happens on Friday without sounding like I don't remember.

http://www.hostelbookers.com will help here. Cheers

I still don't have a fucking place to stay Anyone know of any cheap-ish hotels/hostels/whatever that lets you walk in and get a room?

Been on a 1 since this started, can't wait until next weekend when we beat Fulham and Hull lose to Bolton, to say "I told you so."

Canal + has it on in Norway, Sweden and Finland iirc.

Not dissapointed in the slightest.

And what has he shown you of late that shows he's capable of being that prolific in the future? http://www.biojobblog.com/sarcasm.jpg

Times like this I wish that Mark Viduka/Hallelujah song by that smoggie had been rewritten to fit us instead of the smogs.

After today's performance, I think we'll win.

You need to run the BBC predictor to figure that out?

I think 3.

He was probably at home since he's not allowed at St. James' Park.

Harry-Norway in disguise, Harry-Norway in disguise

E-I-E-I-E-I-O UP THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE GO, WHEN WE GET TO SAFETY, THIS IS WHAT WE'LL SING, WE ARE GEORDIES, SUPER GEORDIES, SHEARER IS OUR KING

tch tch..

I've already thrown up.

I'm scared. Someone please hold me. HOLD ME FOR GODS SAKE, HOLD ME!

Arguing with the ref isn't having to be held back by four men to not kill him though, is it?

I'd act professionally. You're on telly in front of millions of millions of people, you don't act that way being a role model. Just look at Lampard, that's a professional. Shaked hands with the ref and traded shirts with a Barca player, all whilst Drogba had to be pulled back from attacking the ref.

Droga facing 6 month UEFA ban, with Ballack and Bosingwa following suit