Kaizero

Now now, relax. Sit down, have a glass of something and take off your clothes. No need to worry.

Who the fuck have voted they want the fat cunt to stay?

Martins can fuck the fuck off. Only player I'd be bothered about would be Enrique. Not gutted if any of the players on the list left, since the good ones (Jonas and Enrique) are too goo for the Championship. I'd be gutted if Martins stayed, though.

Fuking shit man, wouldn't even get in our squad next season.

http://www.ufwc.co.uk/ Just discovered this today. Quite interesting tbh, even with it just being unofficial nonsense

Knee-jerk tastic. Not just a bit. Your knee must be jerking all over the place, knocking stuff over.

Personally, I'm a fan of footy videos with football poems being read to mood setting music. So I decided to make this topic for adding your favourite football poems My favourite is the one below, I've translated it personally as it's originally in Norwegian. So if any words don't make sense in the setting, it's 'cause I'm shit, okay? If you for some reason want to watch the video of it since footy vids are banned on here, just go to the site that starts with you and search "før nederlaget" and choose the first video.

I know the OP is edited, but it still made me before I realized it.

Relax, Take It Easy - Mika

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

Mein Tell - Rammstein

Pokémon Theme Song

Bound For The Floor - Local H

http://www.thewho.info/photogallery/photo22038/TheWho-LP-SP.jpg

I think over 500 mackems have done that already.. Why would mackems be interested in hearing about our wage structure, who's earning what and what the contract stage of their talks with Shearer is at? Bar the e-mail being piss, I'm not trying to take the piss. I'm trying to get them to give me sweet sweet info

I've e-mailed them with a professional e-mail where I'm pretending to be the liaison of a consortium, trying to get some information out of them regarding Shearer and other stuff.

RIP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6GR11Er3Q

June 19th.

Confirmed on the beeb site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8081039.stm Hm, it's been denied by the club. Worst. Attempted. Hidden. URL. Ever. http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/comic%20book%20guy.jpg

I always check if it's rick rolls before clicking any sort of "Breaking News" links on here

Confirmed on the beeb site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8081039.stm Too obvious.

Means they should hopefully just kick about for funsies on Wednesday and let us beat them. I hope.

Nobody implied such a thing Speaking of pub teams, isn't your country bottom of a league which includes Scotland, Iceland and Macedonia? Burn!!!!!!! Not a burn considering at that time we had only played 2 matches, while the others had played 4, and with one win we'd be second with one game to spare on the others. Now it's a burn though, as we've just drew against Macedonia. at the time you'd played 3, you've now played 4 My bad. Slip of finger on wrong button.