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FUCK YES OH DEAR GOD YES

YES YES MARTINS LOVE FUCDKSJHGFHJSDF

MARTINS

MARTINS MARTINS MARTINS

Fucking hell, I'll go kill people now.

I love this commentator "Look at the quality on Newcastle's bench, Owen, Jonas, Beye.. not so much Ameobi" "gallas with a boot up in Lovendkrands anal areas" :lol:

What's with the paragraph structure?

Is it just me, or was it Dave who was shown shouting his arse off in the beginning of this match when they showed some of the fans? Then again I guess it could've been any short bald-ish fan. Anyways, we've had our good half now. So obviously we'll be shite and get raped by arsehaven in the second half.

Where's Marwood? Voted

Bayern vs Villareal final for the win.

I have no idea why, but I feel positive in front of this game. I think we might get lucky.

I'm happy Aalborg went out. Couldn't stand the sight of a Scandinavian club in the Quarter Finals of the UEFA Cup that wasn't Norwegian. Fuck Denmark and Sweden, fuck them to hell.

R.I.P

Did Doninger get the assist from Baheng? I saw he asked Wes to give him an assist rather than shoot himself on Facebook yesterday.

We should get an rush of Gay-seeking fans if he comes out of the closet. "The Toon Army Pink Brigade" will be all over St. James' going on about how they've "always loved football and Newcastle and it's just a coincidence we started going to games when you got that gay striker"

I'm wondering how long it will take until someone votes "yes" just to be different.

Norwegian Premier League started today, Rosenborg beat Vålerenga 3-0 and it was all wank-bank material. I came twice from the goals. The bare thought of us not getting Skjelbred when we were linked to him is the stuff of nightmares the way he keeps preforming for Rosenborg and Norway.

Jamesy looking quite tasteful.

1. We won't go down. We're in the shit, yes. But we won't go down. Of all the dross around us, three others are bound to be worse.

How Heskey keeps getting played in front of Carew I can never understand. Losing some respect for O'Neill the way he's Kinnearing Villa out of the top-four chase with having an impotent striker up front rather than a potent one.

Worst thread of the year material for the 2009 forum awards this.

It's not a problem in any other country as far as I know. Why would it be a problem in England?

This.

brummie mate, your honest opinion. Heskey or Carew?