Kimbo

That midfield 3 of Nelson, Welbeck, and Iwobi behind PEA.

2 good goals from him, Harry Kane can fuck off.

He's absolutely shocked that footballers want an opposition player sent off for slapping out at an opponent.

Get im walking!

The wave of the hand makes it for me.

The drama Neil Warnock is fantastic entertainment

Swapping fullbacks is just Rafa's vice, I fully expect a couple to leave and a couple to come in this summer, and at the end of the season we'll wonder what the point was. Many great men have their vices, some are into drugs and gambling, he is into average fullbacks.

That's really fucking weird, how can they not see anything suspect about that?

Just seen the score. They're toast.

Chiles has probably become his mate, just like all the journos do, they probably sit around in a VIP area after games eating cheese and talking about what Christine Bleakley smells like.

They seem to be "protesting" a lot lately.

He wasn't playing for us anyway so I'm not sure there's a correlation between our form and him leaving.

Football fans don't even like VAR when it gets things right it seems.

Maybe we could do with more knife crime and acid attacks to make the place more attractive.

I've never understood the hype over West Ham's history, they've never even been runners-up in the top division, ever. Even when players used to run around smoking cigars, in shorts that came down to their ankles, they were shit.

Not once have I ever been worried about West Ham poaching a player (or Rafa) from us.

I hear real men like sweaty topless men getting personal in silk shorts and gloves, can you confirm? Talk of "real men" is very outdated thinking, I think you need to check yourself.

Rugby Union is basically a bunch of big blokes running into eachother, falling into a pile, then play stops and the commentators try to work out wtf is happening. And if they're not doing that they're hoofing it, then falling into a pile. It's an awful sport. I hear league is much better but i've never watched it because I don't talk like Johnny Vegas.

If that kit didn't have USA on it I would assume it was Russia's.

I'm guessing the plan is to play on the counter. I bet Vardy is over the moon with being left out of that.

I find it distasteful as well, but I'm assuming the club will generate about £500 or something from it.

He's probably not even going to be a good boxing promoter, nevermind getting involved with English football.

I'm probably in the minority here but I hate it I hate it as well.

Stoke's next two games are Arsenal away and Spurs at home, they could be properly cut adrift after those.

Eventually he may think about changing clubs if he wants an international career. It means a lot to some players.