I don't know if this has been posted before, i'll post it anyway though.
Getting millions for Carrick was like winning the lotto
But they blew it on Chimbonda and Assou-Ekotto
They bought Hossam Ghaly, who's now got no teeth,
And whose father should really have worn a good sheath,
They spent quite a bit on Didier Zokora,
Who's like a midfield version of Bobby Zamora,
They brought back Mido, who's got a big conk,
And spunked a few million on Steed Malbranque.
They kept Lee and Stalteri, who like to lick sherbet off
The balls of Robbie Keane, and Dimitar Berbatov
They've still got Danny Murphy, who resembles The Brain,
And bought Ricardo Rocha, to add to their pain,
They've got Paul Robinson, who likes to kick air
And Jermaine Jenas, who's got greasy hair;
They've got Aaron Lennon, who'll be so delighted
When he gets his move to Sheffield United,
They've got King and Dawson, who look pretty neat
But still seem incapable of keeping a clean sheet
They've got Anthony 'uphill' Gardner,
And Tom Huddlestone, the transfer muppet dick-hardener,
And that's pretty much all of the boys in white,
It's a shame for them they're just a bit shite.