Kimbo

Can't say I ever understood the excitement over him tbh, right now I would definitely pick Pedro over him, even if he ends up more expensive.

Proper BBC4 humour.

I expect Leicester are telling them there’s no transfer budget in the summer. They had financial issues anyway, and now they have to pay off Rodgers.

It seems he’s insisting on getting another premier league job. The fact he seems to only be an option for panicking relegation fodder is depressing. It also seems that coach Marsch was preferred over him. Go back to la liga man.

Robertson grabs the linesman and gets shrugged off.

Keeping TAA at RB feels like stubbornness at this point.

Gonna be a paddlin

I thought he had a really good scoring record for someone so young playing in such a strong league. £60m is a lot to us, but no one would’ve blinked if an ESL club spent that much on him.

Burnley and Sheffield United coming back up isn't very interesting, and Norwich still have a chance of stinking out the premier league again next year as well.

If Barca really want to sell Raphinha this summer, then we have to try for him IMO.

Moyes has never looked more like Gollum than he did there.

I fucking love Joe

Fucking hell

Poch is the one I don’t want them, or anyone else, to get. Lampard would be a dream, and with Todd Boehly anything is possible.

Really pleasing how poor Liverpool are. It feels like a terminal rot, rather than just a long but temporary blip.

Midtable teams often raise their game against the top 6.

I've never worked out what Havertz is supposed to be good at.

I would say 5 for Fernandes, if Mitrovic is worth 8. I'd accept at 4 at a push. He got pissy at the linesman and shoved him in the back, it wasn't hard but there was aggression.

It would be mad to break up the best CB partnership in the league tbh.

So your rule would be "you can push the referee, but don't do it too aggressively and don't go head to head"?

Bruno Fernandes shoved a linesman. You can argue it wasn’t as bad as Mitrović, but it was certainly worth more than 0 punishment.

It would be fair if the same rules were applied to all clubs.

That would be hilarious.

Imagine if when Roy Keane threw his limp-wristed slap at Shearer he threw himself on the ground as if he'd been KO'd. I can't get over the mentality tbh, it's so embarrassing but also clearly ingrained in the sport at this point.

Spurs have been honking, even a draw is massively undeserved.